{"id":11560,"date":"2013-01-26T20:02:41","date_gmt":"2013-01-26T20:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=11560"},"modified":"2013-01-26T20:02:41","modified_gmt":"2013-01-26T20:02:41","slug":"that-chelsea-ball-boy-furore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=11560","title":{"rendered":"That Chelsea Ball Boy Furore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to laugh when I saw this picture.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Eden Hazard of Chelsea FC - Spot The Ballboy\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/720;float: none; margin: 5px auto; display: block\" alt=\"Eden Hazard of Chelsea FC - Spot The Ballboy\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/hazard_bb.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\"><\/p>\n<p>As for the ball boy. He wasn\u2019t hurt &#8211; although he\u2019d put many a Premiership footballer to shame the way he pretended he was. He was interfering with play, when he shouldn\u2019t have been. Hazard didn\u2019t actually try to kick him &#8211; he tried to kick the ball. And I wonder if Swansea\u2019s magnanimity in drawing a line under the affair would have been as great if they\u2019d have lost?<\/p>\n<p>As I say, Hazard went for the ball, frustrated by the fact that a grotty little hoodie with a Saturday job was holding on to it in an attempt to influence the outcome of the game. And if Swansea support the ball boy then they are a part of this attempt at cheating.<\/p>\n<p>I love how the papers skirt round the issue of \u201ctime-wasting\u201d. Time wasting is something players do. Snotty little nonentities like Charlie Morgan \u201cinterfere with play\u201d &#8211; just as someone who runs on to the pitch would do.<\/p>\n<p>Swansea should sack the ball boy and not allow him into the ground again. But they won\u2019t (particularly seeing as he\u2019s the son of.a club director).<\/p>\n<p>Morgan is <a title=\"Swansea ball boy Charlie Morgan tweets 'crazy 24 hours'\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-wales-south-west-wales-21198129\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">enjoying the attention<\/a> he\u2019s getting out of the affair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to laugh when I saw this picture. As for the ball boy. He wasn\u2019t hurt &#8211; although he\u2019d put many a Premiership footballer to shame the way he pretended he was. He was interfering with play, when he shouldn\u2019t have been. Hazard didn\u2019t actually try to kick him &#8211; he tried to kick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}