{"id":11765,"date":"2013-03-29T18:52:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T18:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=11765"},"modified":"2013-03-29T18:52:17","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T18:52:17","slug":"the-learner-and-the-lost-rabbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=11765","title":{"rendered":"The Learner And The Lost Rabbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When news is slow you have to start scraping the barrel a bit. This seems to be what happened in Scotland with this report.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Jerry - Lost Rabbit\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 250px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 250\/241;float: left; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline\" alt=\"Jerry - Lost Rabbit\" align=\"left\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/jerry_rabbit.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"241\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\">It came in on the newsfeed because it contains the terms \u201cpupil\u201d and \u201cdriving instructor\u201d, and so would have been sent to recipients worldwide. This <a title=\"Learner driver rescues stray rabbit\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eastlothiancourier.com\/news\/musselburgh\/articles\/2013\/03\/29\/451916-learner-driver-rescues-stray-rabbit\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hot-off-the-press story<\/a> reveals how a driving instructor and her pupil rescued a rabbit (or &#8220;bunny wabbit&#8221;, as I suspect it may have been translated at the time) that was apparently wandering towards a road. The Scottish&nbsp; SPCA is looking for the owner.<\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s the complete story. The rabbit wasn\u2019t suspected of money-laundering or crowd violence at football matches or anything. He wasn\u2019t on the police most-wanted list. There is nothing else. But it seems to have been justification for sending a paparazzi round to the lock-up he was being held at.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, the photo cracked me up for some reason. I think it was a combination of his floppy ears, his expression &#8211; and the fact that they actually sent someone to get his picture (even if he IS cute). His name is Jerry, if you\u2019re interested.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When news is slow you have to start scraping the barrel a bit. This seems to be what happened in Scotland with this report. It came in on the newsfeed because it contains the terms \u201cpupil\u201d and \u201cdriving instructor\u201d, and so would have been sent to recipients worldwide. This hot-off-the-press story reveals how a driving [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80,99,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related","category-funny-related","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}