{"id":1343,"date":"2009-08-04T21:10:06","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T21:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2009-08-04T21:10:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T21:10:06","slug":"gone-fishing-major-dead-fish-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=1343","title":{"rendered":"Gone Fishing! Major Dead Fish Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> News At Ten  just came on&#8230; I was casually listening to the headlines. Bill Clinton in North Korea, British Army and Sikorsky helicopters, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was the last item:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Britain&#8217;s best loved carp is dead\u00a0&#8211; <strong>caught 64 times<\/strong>. But why did she die? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think I could take a wild guess at that.<\/p>\n<p>If these few words are insufficient to satisfy your urgent need for more information on this (and if you are a fisherman, this probably applies to you),   <a title=\"BBC and Dead Fish Mega-story\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/today\/hi\/today\/newsid_8182000\/8182827.stm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> you can listen to an idiotic radio\u00a0interview on the BBC website<\/a>. Some clown is trying to say it died from a nut allergy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News At Ten just came on&#8230; I was casually listening to the headlines. Bill Clinton in North Korea, British Army and Sikorsky helicopters, and so on. Then there was the last item: Britain&#8217;s best loved carp is dead\u00a0&#8211; caught 64 times. But why did she die? I think I could take a wild guess at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-latestposts"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}