{"id":1397,"date":"2009-09-07T00:42:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2009-09-07T00:42:19","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:42:19","slug":"the-things-they-say-and-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"The Things They Say (And Do)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was on a lesson tonight, and the pupil had got the mirrors set and we had just driven off from his house. Bearing in mind he has his test in a couple of weeks, after about a hundred metres he said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Is the mirror set on dim? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I glanced over and could just see the top of his head and most of the ceiling in it. I reached over, twitched the mirror downwards, and\u00a0replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">No. Only you. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Earlier in the week, I was driving along with another pupil. We&#8217;d just gone past National Speed Limit signs, and he said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">What&#8217;s the speed limit here? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I answered (surprised, as I know he knows what\u00a0these signs mean, and he&#8217;d accelerated anyway):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">It&#8217;s 60 &#8211; didn&#8217;t you see those NSL signs? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Yes, but why does it say 50 on <em>those<\/em> signs? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I explained:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">There is a railway track up on that embankment, and they are there for the trains. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Then again, today, I had one pupil who &#8220;lost it&#8221; (his own words) at a roundabout and tried to aim straight across it to take the exit we wanted, and then &#8211; after I grabbed the wheel &#8211; repeatedly tried to drive in any direction except on the road by engaging full lock one side, then the other. When I tried to get to the bottom of it (and I tried very hard), the only thing the pupil could say about why he did it was:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">I honestly don&#8217;t know. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I <em>hate<\/em> that outcome.<\/p>\n<p>And also today (the same pupil who hadn&#8217;t adjusted his mirror properly), I said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">At the roundabout, turn right, 3rd exit. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s a small roundabout, so we approach a little too fast, swing round quickly past exits 1 and 2, then past 3, and finally exit 4, at which point I grabbed\u00a0the wheel to prevent us going back the way we came (but slicing across two lanes, as it is a dual carriageway).<\/p>\n<p>And this is the bit that always gets me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Weren&#8217;t you counting the exits so you could take the correct one? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Yes! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000080;\">So why didn&#8217;t you take exit 3? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on a lesson tonight, and the pupil had got the mirrors set and we had just driven off from his house. Bearing in mind he has his test in a couple of weeks, after about a hundred metres he said: Is the mirror set on dim? I glanced over and could just see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-latestposts"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}