{"id":14625,"date":"2014-01-06T22:46:34","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T22:46:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=14625"},"modified":"2014-01-06T22:46:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T22:46:34","slug":"darwin-awards-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=14625","title":{"rendered":"Darwin Awards 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"

We\u2019re only a few days into the year and already there are numerous candidates for the 2014 Darwin Awards. These early candidates come courtesy of the bad weather we\u2019ve been having recently.\"Prats The first ones come from Blackpool.<\/p>\n

The next one is in Wales.\"Prats<\/p>\n

Not sure about these next two, but they\u2019re from the same BBC news video clip.\"Prats<\/p>\n

But you really need to run that news clip<\/a> \u2013 this guy is current front runner for the 2014 award. He is clearly shitting himself, because he nearly got washed out to sea.\"Mega-prat<\/p>\n

People have already died because they got too close and were washed away. Police have issued warning after warning about staying away.<\/p>\n

But still they come \u2013 those members of society having only one helix in their DNA, or an abnormal number of chromosomes. Oh, yeah. And they all appear to wear hoodies.<\/p>\n

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October 2014 update here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We\u2019re only a few days into the year and already there are numerous candidates for the 2014 Darwin Awards. These early candidates come courtesy of the bad weather we\u2019ve been having recently. The first ones come from Blackpool. The next one is in Wales. Not sure about these next two, but they\u2019re from the same […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[99,102,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related","category-general-related","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t