{"id":14822,"date":"2014-01-31T23:48:20","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T23:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=14822"},"modified":"2014-01-31T23:48:20","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T23:48:20","slug":"class-act-speeder-blames-his-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=14822","title":{"rendered":"Class Act Speeder Blames His Mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love this one. Noveed Mumtaz was in court for attempting to dodge several speeding tickets. In one particular case, he said his mother was driving.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see from the speed camera photo below, Mumtaz\u2019s mother must have forgotten to shave that morning.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/296;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Noveed Mumtaz on camera\" alt=\"Noveed Mumtaz on camera\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/noveed_mumtaz.jpg\" width=\"524\" height=\"296\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He was jailed for 6 months. Serves him right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this one. 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