{"id":15340,"date":"2014-04-03T10:58:23","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T09:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=15340"},"modified":"2014-04-03T10:58:23","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T09:58:23","slug":"cyclists-and-other-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=15340","title":{"rendered":"Cyclists And Other Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A reader sent me this link to an article in the Daily Mash. Titled \u201c<a title=\"Roads not a velodrome\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailymash.co.uk\/sport\/sport-headlines\/roads-not-a-velodrome-2014040385379\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Roads are not a velodrome<\/a>\u201d, it pokes fun at that spiralling number of wannabe athletes who behave like apes on our roads as they take their fragile, expensive, two-wheeled toys that they can\u2019t handle \u2013 either physically or mentally &#8211; out on to routes which are already dangerous.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/316;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Cyclist in middle of road\" alt=\"Cyclist in middle of road\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/cyclist_road.jpg\" width=\"524\" height=\"316\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last week, on the Virgin roundabout in Colwick, for example, two of these twats were riding side-by-side and deliberately straight-lined it \u2013 still side-by-side. The retard who gave me the evil-eye is hopefully on some sort of court order to prevent him having children for the sake of society. He really shouldn\u2019t be allowed to breed, but unfortunately people like him can usually do it asexually \u2013 and I\u2019ll bet asexual sex is something he <strong>IS<\/strong> good at. Because cycling certainly doesn\u2019t make the list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reader sent me this link to an article in the Daily Mash. Titled \u201cRoads are not a velodrome\u201d, it pokes fun at that spiralling number of wannabe athletes who behave like apes on our roads as they take their fragile, expensive, two-wheeled toys that they can\u2019t handle \u2013 either physically or mentally &#8211; out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80,104,99,102,87,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related","category-cyclists","category-funny-related","category-general-related","category-news","category-transport"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}