{"id":15761,"date":"2014-06-09T13:45:47","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T12:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=15761"},"modified":"2014-06-09T13:45:47","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T12:45:47","slug":"annoying-apple-adverts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=15761","title":{"rendered":"Annoying (Apple) Adverts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve reached the conclusion that in order to own any Apple device you have to be an annoying and pretentious bastard at the genetic level. I just saw this <a title=\"iPad Air website\" href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/your-verse\/orchestrating-sound\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">latest advert for the iPad Air<\/a> (click the Esa-Pekka link)&nbsp; and it is already driving me mad. It also seems to help if you\u2019re immature and enjoy making a noise just for the sake of it &#8211; as the recent iPhone advert shows.<\/p>\n<p><iframe height=\"292\" data-src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ODmfmUWqlSA?feature=player_detailpage\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"520\" allowfullscreen src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>In my experience, the vast majority of iPhone owners have scratched or cracked screens, and the early stages of carpal tunnel syndrome as a result of such erudite exchanges as:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I knw u wld rather spk 2 evr1 lk thiz n stead of rglr tlk cuz it mch ezr 2 type it all up<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>dnt b lk tht m8. :l<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>roflmao \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019d say that about 99.998% of all Apple users <strong>aren\u2019t<\/strong> composers or musicians (if you exclude rap and hip-hop from the term \u201cmusic\u201d, which you would if you had any sense). Clearly, 99.998% <strong>are<\/strong> as thick as two short planks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve reached the conclusion that in order to own any Apple device you have to be an annoying and pretentious bastard at the genetic level. I just saw this latest advert for the iPad Air (click the Esa-Pekka link)&nbsp; and it is already driving me mad. It also seems to help if you\u2019re immature and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99,103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related","category-movie-tv-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}