{"id":15978,"date":"2014-07-11T23:56:12","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T22:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=15978"},"modified":"2014-07-11T23:56:12","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T22:56:12","slug":"palaeontology-fun-and-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=15978","title":{"rendered":"Palaeontology Fun And Games"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a handful of palaeontology stories on the BBC website this week that made me smile. The first one informed us that <a title=\"Early bird Archaeopteryx 'wore feather trousers' for display\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/science-environment-28129078\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Archeopteryx \u201cwore feather trousers for display\u201d<\/a>.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/229;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Archaeopteryx\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/archaeopteryx.jpg\" alt=\"Archaeopteryx\" width=\"524\" height=\"229\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I love the way that they can confidently deduce the entire colour scheme on the right from the fossil on the left. And I\u2019m also amazed that anyone could make a living out of mocking up these creatures (if you look closely in the link, the feathered one on the right is a collection of bits of modern birds glued on to a model).<\/p>\n<p>The second story <a title=\"Fossil of 'largest flying bird' identified\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/science-environment-28164063\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">concerned the \u201clargest flying bird\u201d ever<\/a>.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/296;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"The largest flying bird ever\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/largest_bird.jpg\" alt=\"The largest flying bird ever\" width=\"524\" height=\"296\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This time, we get an artist\u2019s impression rather than an actual model &#8211; look closely at the beak region and marvel at what appears to be an Albatross with teeth added.<\/p>\n<p>The third story &#8211; and <a title=\"Ancient Spider Ancestor 'Walks' Again In Creepy Video Simulation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/07\/11\/spider-ancestor-simulation-video_n_5577943.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&amp;ir=Weird+News\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this link is not on the BBC<\/a>, though that\u2019s where I first saw it &#8211; provides a video showing how a 440 million year old spider would have walked.<\/p>\n<p>The amusing thing about this is that the video gives the impression of a creature the size of a small dog, when in actual fact the spider in question was only a few millimetres long. I can\u2019t imagine an arachnid that small moving in a similar manner to an elephant!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I\u2019ve come to the conclusion that the steps involved in creating a mock-up of anything that\u2019s extinct are as follows:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>select a modern animal to compare against<\/li>\n<li>change the environmental context as necessary<\/li>\n<li>pick the most bizarre colour palette you can find in Photoshop<\/li>\n<li>add some teeth<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You will note how I have demonstrated this using a cuddly Toucan. In its normal setting, it looks just like a Toucan should.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/351;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"A Toucan\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/toucan_1.jpg\" alt=\"A Toucan\" width=\"524\" height=\"351\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>However, by applying the above steps, you can see how a prehistoric version &#8211; toucanosaurus &#8211; would have looked if it had walked into New York (it couldn\u2019t have flown, as it would obviously have been flightless back then). This is a <strong>definite<\/strong> likeness of such a prehistoric Toucan if one ever existed, by the way.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/301;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Toucanosaurus\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/toucan_2.jpg\" alt=\"Toucanosaurus\" width=\"524\" height=\"301\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I mean, who can prove otherwise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a handful of palaeontology stories on the BBC website this week that made me smile. The first one informed us that Archeopteryx \u201cwore feather trousers for display\u201d. I love the way that they can confidently deduce the entire colour scheme on the right from the fossil on the left. And I\u2019m also amazed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99,102,89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related","category-general-related","category-nature"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}