{"id":17324,"date":"2015-04-21T14:20:56","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T13:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=17324"},"modified":"2015-04-21T14:20:56","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T13:20:56","slug":"dial-999-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=17324","title":{"rendered":"Dial 999-Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have to <a title=\"Ambulance called for dead Epping Forest squirrel\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-essex-32391687\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hear this to believe it<\/a>. Some dolt in Essex actually called 999 to summon an ambulance to a \u201chit and run\u201d involving a squirrel.<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-17324-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/squirrel999.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/squirrel999.mp3\">https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/squirrel999.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>This guy making the call from Epping Forest is the new front-runner for the 2015 Darwin Awards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to hear this to believe it. Some dolt in Essex actually called 999 to summon an ambulance to a \u201chit and run\u201d involving a squirrel. This guy making the call from Epping Forest is the new front-runner for the 2015 Darwin Awards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}