{"id":18296,"date":"2015-09-23T17:59:23","date_gmt":"2015-09-23T16:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=18296"},"modified":"2015-09-23T17:59:23","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T16:59:23","slug":"2015-darwin-awards-two-new-candidates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=18296","title":{"rendered":"2015 Darwin Awards &#8211; Two New Candidates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Make a note: Richard Yates and Dean March. This is what they look like:<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Richard Yates and Dean March\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/346;border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Richard Yates and Dean March\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/rail_thieves.jpg\" width=\"524\" align=\"left\" height=\"346\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\"><\/p>\n<p>What they did \u2013 and it is hard to imagine that anyone could be so thick \u2013 is cause almost \u00a3600,000 of damage to the East Coast Mainline, affecting 129 trains and resulting in the equivalent of two solid days of delays.<\/p>\n<p>Why did they do it? To steal metal cable with a scrap value of \u00a343. Yes, that\u2019s forty three pounds \u2013 no missing decimals or anything.<\/p>\n<p>The funny thing is that when they were together, they probably imagined that they\u2019d committed the perfect crime, and \u00a343 was quite possibly the most money either of them had ever seen. Neither of them looks like they could hold down any form of honest job. I mean, even a McDonalds burger flipper would get more than \u00a343 for a single day\u2019s work &#8211; without the added risk of a jail term. These two twats got jailed for between 2 and 3 years each.<\/p>\n<p>One of them looks like he couldn\u2019t breed if he tried. Both of them look like they <strong>shouldn\u2019t<\/strong> try. For the sake of society, guys, take the Darwin Awards nomination and stay celibate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make a note: Richard Yates and Dean March. This is what they look like: What they did \u2013 and it is hard to imagine that anyone could be so thick \u2013 is cause almost \u00a3600,000 of damage to the East Coast Mainline, affecting 129 trains and resulting in the equivalent of two solid days of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}