{"id":18632,"date":"2015-11-08T21:39:48","date_gmt":"2015-11-08T21:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=18632"},"modified":"2015-11-08T21:39:48","modified_gmt":"2015-11-08T21:39:48","slug":"darwin-awards-2015-asda-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=18632","title":{"rendered":"Darwin Awards 2015: Asda Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"

Please note that all my \u201cDarwin Awards\u201d posts are my own take on situations and have no connection with any real award. I just like the term, as it describes people who are idiots very appropriately. <\/p>\n

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I went into Asda on Saturday at around 6pm, and as I was about to reverse into what I thought was an empty bay, I discovered this example of superb parking.\"KT03<\/p>\n

A silver Vauxhall Astra, reg. no. KT03 DJJ, had been parked so that it was effectively occupying FOUR bays.<\/p>\n

As I say, this was at around 6pm on the nearest Saturday to Bonfire Night, so the car park was very busy. Clearly, the driver \u2013 apart from being a few olives short of a pizza \u2013 is one of those people who has just about as much social conscience as a dog on a croquet lawn.<\/p>\n

If any newspapers want the original, full-size image, here it is<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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