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<\/p>\n\n\n\nThey\u2019ve been naming hurricanes (all right, cyclones) for years. They all used to have female names, but someone somewhere decided that this was sexist and now they alternate between male and female. Apparently, they have six lists for the North Atlantic, each list comprising names beginning with the letters A-W, but excluding Q and U. Usually, they only have to use about half of the names each year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Britain has decided to get in on the act and has begun naming our storms, but in true British style they opened it up to the public \u2013 no doubt with prizes being awarded to the best papier m\u00e2ch\u00e9 models, covered in glitter and dried spaghetti. As a result, possible names include: Clodagh, Frank, Gertrude, Desmond, Henry, Imogen, Jake, Katie, Eva, Lawrence, Mary, Nigel, Orla, Phil, Rhonda, Steve, Tegan, Vernon and Wendy. We\u2019ve already had Barney, Eva, and Abigail, while Frank recently strutted his stuff. You just KNOW that the names relate to relatives and children of typical Daily Mail readers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Laughably, virtually every storm cloud that comes across bringing rain or wind is getting named at the moment. At this rate we\u2019re going to need another twenty names before the end of the winter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Obviously, this does not detract from the problems those whose homes were flooded are having to cope with).<\/p>\n\n\n\n