{"id":19434,"date":"2016-05-27T17:15:16","date_gmt":"2016-05-27T16:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=19434"},"modified":"2016-05-27T17:15:16","modified_gmt":"2016-05-27T16:15:16","slug":"marking-your-own-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=19434","title":{"rendered":"Marking Your Own Cards!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Any half decent driver will already be aware of the shocking behaviour of many people who use the roads. If you drive for a living \u2013 especially if you are considered to be a \u201cprofessional\u201d driver \u2013 apart from the fact that you use the roads more and you see more, you\u2019re also likely to notice more.<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/286;background-image: none; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Playing cards\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/playing_cards.jpg\" alt=\"Playing cards\" width=\"524\" height=\"286\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Regular readers will know that I often publish registration numbers of people I\u2019ve witnessed behaving badly on the roads. It makes me feel a lot better, and the jackasses involved can\u2019t really make an issue out of it because I simply state the truth \u2013 they <strong>were<\/strong> driving as I describe (and the camera doesn\u2019t lie). However, two similar events this morning got me wondering if the owners of companies are aware of the potential damage being done to their businesses by the Neanderthals they seem to employ to drive their vehicles.<\/p>\n<p>These companies probably spend a fortune in time and money on advertising, a decent website, or a lot of arseing about on social media (I\u2019ve never understood how a \u201cprofessional\u201d can migrate their entire business to Facebook \u2013 it\u2019s almost as logical as my previous \u201cprofessional\u201d company\u2019s decision to switch their official font from Times New Roman to Comic Sans), and yet the negative impact just one monkey in one of their vans can have doesn\u2019t seem to be something they even consider.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking for myself, I will quite happily boycott a company (or a particular outlet) if I get poor service. For example, I will <strong>never<\/strong> again set foot in the new McDonalds branch in Clifton as a result of the absolutely crap service from the moment it opened. For similar reasons, I will <strong>never<\/strong> use KFC in Colwick, because if there is even one person (or car) in the queue you\u2019re looking at a minimum 10-minute wait (longer in most cases) per person, most of it because the spotty-faced oiks who frequent most KFC branches get to the front of the queue before even starting to consider what they might want. The drive-thru ordering intercom is frequently broken (i.e. vandalised) and the zit-faces in the queue will still take 10 minutes to order while another zit-face on the till writes it all down &#8211; and you know that this time the absence of multitasking via the ordering computer means that they will only start to process each order <strong>after<\/strong> the piece of paper has been transferred, and <strong>after <\/strong>the previous order has been completed. As soon as you see the notepad and pencil being used, that\u2019s the cue to reverse out and go to Greggs, instead.<\/p>\n<p>There are numerous fish and chip shops I won\u2019t use because they\u2019ve never got anything ready. I\u2019ve come to the conclusion that those awards for \u201cbest chippie\u201d they all have splurged across banners outside have about as much value as the NVQs my previous company used to issue to shop floor staff for proving they could walk and chew gum at the same time (\u201cequivalent to an \u2018A\u2019 Level\u201d, they used to say). They can\u2019t <strong>all <\/strong>be \u201cthe best\u201d. The only way a chip shop can hope to get one of these meaningless awards for \u201cbest chips\u201d is if they cook each batch to order, and you know that that\u2019s exactly what they\u2019re doing it when you see half a dozen or more people standing around inside waiting like a scene out of Dawn of the Dead \u2013 which defeats the whole point of going for some chips in the first place. One thing you don\u2019t want to hear when you walk into a chippie is \u201ccan I take your order, please?\u201d It means they are putting you in a queue instead of just scooping some ready-prepared chips into a paper bag (Captain Cod on Perry Road, take note). Some of them will try to take your money before informing you that \u201cwe\u2019re just waiting for chips\u201d, and it\u2019s got to the point where I specifically ask \u201chave you got chips ready?\u201d when I walk in. If they haven\u2019t I walk out again.<\/p>\n<p>Sandwich shops can be even worse. Often run by a single person, there\u2019s every likelihood that when you go into one she (it\u2019s usually a she) will be trying to fulfil a telephone order for the local building site, and will be in the middle of frying 300 rashers of bacon and 100 eggs on an underpowered electric hob using a normal-sized non-stick frying pan (I\u2019m not making that up, either \u2013 Greedy Guts on Woodborough Road take note). You might get a sideways glance from her (or him) if you\u2019re lucky, (The Cob Shop on Andover Road and Munch Bites on Nottingham Road, both in Basford, and Spoilt For Choice on Cinder Hill Road take note). And there\u2019s usually some filthy-looking retard standing in the doorway smoking wherever you go, and I absolutely detest the smell of cigarettes when I\u2019m around food.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress. If they were the types of companies I was ever likely to use, Aspley Workwear and Midland Commercial Cleaners would now be on my list of places never to do business with. And all because of the most horrendous behaviour by respective drivers of two of their vans this week. Undertaking, speeding, and tail-gating are three things that do it for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any half decent driver will already be aware of the shocking behaviour of many people who use the roads. If you drive for a living \u2013 especially if you are considered to be a \u201cprofessional\u201d driver \u2013 apart from the fact that you use the roads more and you see more, you\u2019re also likely to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[86,102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-drivers","category-general-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}