{"id":20187,"date":"2016-09-21T02:09:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T02:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=20187"},"modified":"2023-02-20T00:18:07","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T00:18:07","slug":"nottingham-city-council-are-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=20187","title":{"rendered":"Nottingham. City. Council. Are. Idiots."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Four years ago, spurred on by the London Olympics, a lot of people with no brains took up cycling, and so joined a lot of other people with no brains who already cycled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think I should explain, for about the six hundredth time, that I ride a bike sometimes. But \u2013 being in possession of a brain \u2013 I tend to do the following:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>keep away from traffic whenever possible<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>use cycle paths wherever possible<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>follow the rules in the Highway Code<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>As we all know, though, the vast majority of cyclists do none of these things. They deliberately ride in traffic, deliberately get in the way of traffic, deliberately refuse to use cycle paths and cycle lanes, and do not abide by a single rule in the Highway Code. And they\u2019re just the good ones. The long and the short of it is that the number of brain dead cyclists on the roads has increased dramatically since London, and the Rio Olympics appear to have given the problem another kick start. As a result, the number of <strong>actually<\/strong> dead cyclists continues to rise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here in Nottingham, the City Council has decided that we should be like Amsterdam as far as bikes are concerned (it also decided we should be like Munich, Hanover, Vienna, Zagreb, and lots of other places it was nice to visit on expensive \u201cfact finding\u201d trips about tram systems, but that\u2019s another story). Consequently, it has continued to plan and introduce more and more dedicated cycle routes \u2013 bravely ignoring all opposition \u2013 as it steamrollers its Cycle City Ambition Programme through every inch of road.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Probably the worst example at the moment is along Castle Boulevard and the surrounding area. This what the road used to look like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_before.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37026 lazyload\" width=\"699\" height=\"468\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_before.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_before-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 699px) 100vw, 699px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 699px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 699\/468;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Castle Boulevard &#8211; before the cycle superhighway<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Notice how the lanes were wide and there was already a cycle lane marked out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But this is what it is like now, after the installation of Nottingham City Council\u2019s Glorious Cycle Superhighway:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_after.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37027 lazyload\" width=\"700\" height=\"469\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_after.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_after-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 700px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 700\/469;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Castle Boulevard &#8211; after the damage<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You can see how the kerbed area on the left has taken a significant amount of road away from motor vehicles. If you go back towards the city centre you will also notice that all the residential parking along the side where the cycle route is has been lost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Further away from the city, at the junction with Abbey Bridge, the roundabout which used to be two lanes wide is now only a single lane (as are all the feed roads). This older shot is from the Lenton side before Google has had a chance to update its imagery:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_lanes.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37028 lazyload\" width=\"700\" height=\"469\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_lanes.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_lanes-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 700px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 700\/469;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Two lanes on approach &#8211; now it&#8217;s just one<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As a result \u2013 and bearing in mind that this is a main route into the city centre and the Castle Marina Retail Park \u2013 traffic is frequently queueing on to the roundabout, even outside rush hour. Nottingham City Council has, in its quest to make sweet love to all cyclists while systematically screwing all motorists, created serious congestion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I haven\u2019t got to my point yet, I\u2019m just about to show you proof that Nottingham City Council is staffed by complete and utter f&#8211;kwits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let\u2019s turn left from Castle Boulevard and on to Abbey Bridge. Here\u2019s what the road looked earlier this year (again, Google imagery hasn\u2019t been updated yet):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_before.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37024 lazyload\" width=\"699\" height=\"468\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_before.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_before-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 699px) 100vw, 699px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 699px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 699\/468;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Abbey Bridge before the Superhighway<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Nice wide road with a cycle lane either side. Enough room for cars and lorries to keep well away from cyclists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here\u2019s what it looks like now, with the Superhighway installed:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_after.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37025 lazyload\" width=\"698\" height=\"468\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_after.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_after-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 698px) 100vw, 698px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 698px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 698\/468;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Abbey Bridg now they screwed it up<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You can\u2019t quite see how narrow the lanes are now that more than a quarter of the road\u2019s width has been given over to the new kerbed cycle route. Back down by the roundabout they\u2019re narrower still, AND they have put in a pedestrian crossing more or less ON the roundabout itself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As an aside, you will notice the complete lack of cyclists in any of these pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just consider this a moment. The area is more than 90% student accommodation, and is a ten minute walk from the University main campus. Anyone who has ever had to drive during rush hour where there are students and pedestrian crossings will know how much of a delay that can create as the crossing spends more time on red than it does on green. And you purposely put such a crossing right on a roundabout which \u2013 as we\u2019ve already seen \u2013 is on a road which was busy to begin with, and which has been made more so by the halving of its capacity. And the problems already being encountered have occurred during summer before the students come back\u2026? But I still haven\u2019t come to my point yet \u2013 and you\u2019re going to love it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As you travel over Abbey Bridge and down the other side, you approach the junction with Lenton Lane on the left and Gregory Street on the right. This is what it looks like right now:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37029 lazyload\" width=\"700\" height=\"469\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 700px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 700\/469;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">A nice safe area for cyclists at the end of the Superhighway<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As the cycle superhighway ends, the road opens up into two lanes at the lights. The lanes are clearly marked as you approach, thus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37030 lazyload\" width=\"699\" height=\"468\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct2.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct2-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 699px) 100vw, 699px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 699px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 699\/468;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Yep, the left lane is for straight ahead&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One detail you might not notice is that, having spent millions on building a dedicated and segregated cycle route, the Council f\u2014kwits have not seen fit to provide any cycle lane between the end of the superhighway and the cycle forward area at the lights. You will understand that in normal operation, hundreds of cars will be trying to move into that left hand lane while \u2013 theoretically, at least \u2013 hundreds of Bradley Wigginses will be trying to move into it from the superhighway. And it\u2019s not marked up in any way!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I\u2019m still not there yet. And here it comes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is what the road looked like until two days ago. At the weekend they had the road markers out, and this is what they did at this junction. It is exactly the same as in the photo above on the approach, but this is what you have when you get there:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37031 lazyload\" width=\"700\" height=\"469\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct3.jpg 524w, https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/castle_blvd_abbey_bridge_jct3-300x201.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 700px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 700\/469;\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Oh, wait! Let&#8217;s knock some cyclists over<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Precisely what that left turn arrow is doing there is anyone\u2019s guess. But the placement of a marked cycle lane right in the path of traffic has to be the most stupid and dangerous thing I have ever seen carried out by people in positions of ill-deserved power.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s so dangerous it\u2019s criminal. Literally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I should point out that the last three images were taken from the same video clip I recorded when I drove through the junction today. I didn\u2019t have a picture of the junction prior to the weekend so I simply erased the new cycle lane in the 2nd image to show what it looked like last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They simply cannot leave it like this [edit: they didn&#8217;t. The assholes changed it sometime later], as it is an accident waiting to happen. The big question, though, is what will they do? The road is too busy \u2013 a lot of people turn right \u2013 to restrict traffic to just the right-hand lane. It isn\u2019t wide enough to accommodate the superhighway and two lanes either at or beyond this junction (I guess that\u2019s why it ends 50m short). There are definitely two lanes on the other side. And the road has been two lanes for so long \u2013 decades &#8211; changing it now would be dangerous. In any case, the road leads to the ring road, and is a major route to Long Eaton, Beeston, Chilwell, and Derby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lenton students are idiots<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Someone found the blog on that search term. ALL students are idiots. The problem with Lenton is that&nbsp;99.9% of the population is student, so the problem is amplified.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <script data-jetpack-boost=\"ignore\" async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4532794719633406\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four years ago, spurred on by the London Olympics, a lot of people with no brains took up cycling, and so joined a lot of other people with no brains who already cycled. I think I should explain, for about the six hundredth time, that I ride a bike sometimes. 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