{"id":20826,"date":"2017-02-01T17:14:52","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T17:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=20826"},"modified":"2023-04-22T18:17:06","modified_gmt":"2023-04-22T17:17:06","slug":"a-polite-moose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=20826","title":{"rendered":"A Polite Moose?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Moose loose in the house<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

A funny story from the BBC about a moose<\/a> dropping into someone\u2019s basement in America. The homeowner is quoted:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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She was absolutely the most polite, gracious beast that you could have in your house.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Each to their own, I guess. My attention was drawn to those little black things all over the rug, so I Googled \u201cmoose droppings\u201d. They look like this.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Moose droppings<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I suppose the moose didn\u2019t make off with the family silver, so in one respect you could say it was \u201cpolite\u201d*.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m only kidding, though. It\u2019s a fun story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*No moose (or anyone else) were harmed in the writing of this article.<\/p>\n\n\n\n