![\"Naruto](\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/naruto-1.png\" "\\"Naruto")
This story beggars belief. It started in 2011, when a British photographer went to Indonesia to photograph macaques. After a bit of bonding, he managed to get the monkeys to press the camera shutter, and the image above is the now infamous \u201cmonkey selfie\u201d that has caused the trouble.<\/p>\n
In 2014, David Slater, the photographer, asked Wikipedia to remove the image from their site since he had not given permission to use it. Wikipedia \u2013 which is renowned for being written by monkeys anyway \u2013 refused, arguing that the copyright belonged to the macaque in the photo, and not to Mr Slater.<\/p>\n
As an aside, I wonder if Wikipedia got the monkey\u2019s permission to use the photo?<\/p>\n
Although the US Copyright Office ruled that animals cannot own copyright, it didn\u2019t stop PETA finding someone who would represent the monkey \u2013 whose name is Naruto, by the way \u2013 and sue Mr Slater back in 2014. The case has dragged on and on since then. Well, we\u2019re talking about America here, so it shouldn\u2019t come as much of a surprise that you can’t just state the obvious and say that \u201cmonkeys can\u2019t own copyright\u201d and throw the case out. As a much more detailed account of the story indicates<\/a>, if they did that, PETA would just sue again and again. All they\u2019d have to do is find someone else to stand up on the monkey\u2019s behalf, and everything would just kick off again, and since PETA obviously has nothing better to do with its time, it wouldn\u2019t hesitate to do that.<\/p>\n The best part is that no one is actually certain that the monkey, Naruto, is the one in the picture.<\/p>\n With hindsight, it would probably have been better if Mr Slater had not tried to have Wikipedia remove his photo. But then again, why should a bunch of arseholes get everything their own way just because they ARE a bunch of arseholes, and are prepared to prove it to the power of ten by involving other arseholes if you point it out to them?<\/p>\n The big question is: if the monkey won, who\u2019d get the money? What would a monkey do with several million dollars? Buy a huge banana?<\/p>\n I have a solution to this potential nightmare. They should decide in the monkey\u2019s favour, then award all damages to Mr Slater \u2013 since he is the only one in all this who actually had the monkeys\u2019 welfare in mind. PETA would win, so it couldn\u2019t sue again, and Mr Slater would not be anywhere near as much out of pocket as he will be if he has to pay the scumbags at PETA.<\/p>\n Unfortunately, I am only joking. If the monkey were<\/strong> to win, there\u2019d be a flood of similar cases as a result of the new precedent. And then we might end up with a Planet of the Apes scenario, where they start to get involved in politics. One might even run for POTUS. Oh, wait\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This story beggars belief. It started in 2011, when a British photographer went to Indonesia to photograph macaques. After a bit of bonding, he managed to get the monkeys to press the camera shutter, and the image above is the now infamous \u201cmonkey selfie\u201d that has caused the trouble. In 2014, David Slater, the photographer, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[100,89,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assholes","category-nature","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}