{"id":21419,"date":"2017-07-17T17:11:53","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T16:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=21419"},"modified":"2017-07-17T17:11:53","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T16:11:53","slug":"why-dont-womens-clothes-have-pockets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=21419","title":{"rendered":"Why Don&#8217;t Women&#8217;s Clothes Have Pockets?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/316;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; float: left; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Handbag versus pockets\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/handbag.png\" alt=\"Handbag versus pockets\" width=\"524\" height=\"316\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>I have just seen what must rank as the biggest pile of feminist bollocks ever written. It claims that women\u2019s clothing doesn\u2019t have pockets because of a male conspiracy to restrict their freedom!<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s get something straight. At least 99.999999% of women\u2019s clothes are concerned with style and appearance. And 99.999999% of women want it that way. Unfortunately, the universal laws of nature mean that storage of any physical item requires space. The net result is that you can\u2019t have a smooth and stylish outline if you\u2019re trying to store the contents of a tool chest about your person. Nor can you store even a small object if the rest of the item of clothing needed to be applied out of an aerosol can in order to get it on.<\/p>\n<p>Another problem with style is that function goes straight out of the window. I\u2019ve lost count of the number of times over the years I\u2019ve bought a smart shirt, then ripped it across the shoulders or back as I\u2019ve lifted up a sofa or any other heavy object. Or when I\u2019ve bought a posh pair of shoes, and managed to make the sole and upper part company when I\u2019ve twisted whilst carrying something. Even the act of walking more than a few hundred metres is enough to knacker some shoes, which is perhaps why women spend so much money on the bloody things, since theirs are usually all about style.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2026journalist Chelsea Summers puts it most simply when she writes, &#8220;the less women could carry, the less freedom they had&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is complete crap. It implies that a group of men sat around a table somewhere and plotted it this way. It also naively applies 21st Century attitudes to the 16th-20th Centuries.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No pockets also means women need to invest in clutches and handbags &#8211; a strategy that earns the fashion industry more and more money.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is even more crap. If women wear baggy and functional clothes, they have ample pocket space available to them \u2013 though perhaps not enough to fit the entire contents of a typical handbag into. And many women actually <strong>want<\/strong> to carry a handbag \u2013 often, a very expensive one. It isn\u2019t a conspiracy in any way, shape, or form.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just seen what must rank as the biggest pile of feminist bollocks ever written. It claims that women\u2019s clothing doesn\u2019t have pockets because of a male conspiracy to restrict their freedom! Let\u2019s get something straight. At least 99.999999% of women\u2019s clothes are concerned with style and appearance. And 99.999999% of women want it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}