{"id":21439,"date":"2017-07-19T17:29:57","date_gmt":"2017-07-19T16:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=21439"},"modified":"2017-07-19T17:29:57","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T16:29:57","slug":"well-wood-you-believe-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=21439","title":{"rendered":"Well, Wood You Believe It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/346;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; float: left; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"This beast has everyone stumped\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/beast.png\" alt=\"This beast has everyone stumped\" width=\"524\" height=\"346\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>A real non-story, this one. It seems that social media has been \u201cgoing wild\u201d over a \u201cmystery beast\u201d spotted in Scotland.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s just cut to chase on this one. It ain\u2019t Nessie, or any other weird animal. My guess is that it is still there, in the exact same pose.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a tree stump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A real non-story, this one. It seems that social media has been \u201cgoing wild\u201d over a \u201cmystery beast\u201d spotted in Scotland. Let\u2019s just cut to chase on this one. It ain\u2019t Nessie, or any other weird animal. My guess is that it is still there, in the exact same pose. It\u2019s a tree stump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}