{"id":21826,"date":"2018-02-27T13:36:22","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T13:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=21826"},"modified":"2018-02-27T13:36:22","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T13:36:22","slug":"the-kitten-in-britain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=21826","title":{"rendered":"The Kitten in Britain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"524\" height=\"331\" title=\"Giant Kitten\" align=\"left\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/331;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; float: left; display: inline; background-image: none;\" alt=\"Giant Kitten\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/giant_cat_1.jpg\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\">Or, what the media insists on referring to as &#8220;The Beast from the East&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a bit nippy, though not dramatically so, and there are frequent light snow flurries. Every hour or three there is a heavy flurry, which settles &#8211; then melts almost completely as soon as the sun comes out. And this is speaking from an &#8220;Amber Warning&#8221; area of the UK.<\/p>\n<p>The BBC has reporters standing in bright sunshine with no visible lying snow, trying desperately to explain why a form of transport from Victorian times &#8211; and one which the government is trying to invest in &#8220;for the future&#8221; &#8211; has to cancel trains <em>en masse<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Needless aerial footage of the &#8220;chaos&#8221; from &#8220;disaster areas&#8221; shows snow depths barely covering the grass. Weather maps are all being carefully crafted to make sure it looks like London is in one of the &#8220;disaster areas&#8221;. Evidence for the &#8220;disaster&#8221; amounts to a drone shot of some bloke walking quite easily across a snowy field.<\/p>\n<p>Some prats have crashed during rush hour because they were driving too fast. Roads are being described as &#8220;treacherous&#8221; by Police, as if they have never been so before following previous (and much heavier) snowfalls.<\/p>\n<p>Schools are closing when there isn&#8217;t enough snow to build even a <a title=\"Building A British Snowman\" href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=796\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">passable British Snowman<\/a>. And KFC is still operating a &#8220;restricted menu&#8221;, so the little darlings will have to go somewhere else.<\/p>\n<p>What a bunch of wusses we have become in this country.<\/p>\n<p>For me, the biggest annoyance is the rapid build up of 1cm of crap on my windows and headlights every time I start driving. Closely followed by irritation at the twats who are overtaking me and cutting in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, what the media insists on referring to as &#8220;The Beast from the East&#8221;. 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