{"id":22066,"date":"2018-06-04T16:37:43","date_gmt":"2018-06-04T15:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22066"},"modified":"2018-06-04T16:37:43","modified_gmt":"2018-06-04T15:37:43","slug":"yay-motorways-plus-a-stupid-bitch-for-good-measure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22066","title":{"rendered":"Yay! Motorways! Plus a Stupid Bitch For Good Measure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/338;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; float: left; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Black Toyota Corolla - KM05 PWX\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/toyota_km05pwx.png\" alt=\"Black Toyota Corolla - KM05 PWX\" width=\"524\" height=\"338\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>I did my first motorway lesson this morning and everything went completely according to plan. The pupil said it was the best lesson he\u2019d ever had.<\/p>\n<p>Ironically, the only thing that I\u2019ve had any negative thoughts about concerning lessons on motorways is if any pupil should panic and slam the brakes on. So as we left the M1 at Junction 23 to go through Loughborough, we were turning right at the roundabout, and who should try to overtake dangerously on the merge on to the A512?<\/p>\n<p>Yes,a black Toyota Corolla, registration number KM05 PWX &#8211; driven by some stupid bitch who shouldn\u2019t be on the road. It wouldn\u2019t have surprised me if she had her kids in the car, either (all five of them, no doubt). You can see how far over she is in the photo &#8211; it was a single lane at this point. And she was speeding, too, once she got past us.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, my pupil duly obliged by braking, but fortunately not too hard, since there were cars behind us.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing directly to do with doing lessons on motorways, but just typical of the twats who infest the roads these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did my first motorway lesson this morning and everything went completely according to plan. The pupil said it was the best lesson he\u2019d ever had. Ironically, the only thing that I\u2019ve had any negative thoughts about concerning lessons on motorways is if any pupil should panic and slam the brakes on. So as we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80,100,86,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related","category-assholes","category-bad-drivers","category-training"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}