{"id":22447,"date":"2018-10-02T19:46:48","date_gmt":"2018-10-02T18:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22447"},"modified":"2018-10-02T19:46:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-02T18:46:48","slug":"the-attention-spans-of-gnats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22447","title":{"rendered":"The Attention Spans Of Gnats"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SwarmI\u2019ve mentioned this before, but I started the blog way back in November 2008. That first month, I got 7 visits! It\u2019s gone steadily upwards ever since, and at the present rate, I figure that the blog will pass the 1,000,000 visitor mark early in 2019.<\/p>\n

So I guess I must be doing something right, even if I\u2019m not pulling in McDonalds or Coca-cola levels of traffic.<\/p>\n

I keep an eye on my stats, and investigate any blips. I had one recently where increased traffic was coming from Facebook and landing on the Should I Become A Driving Instructor<\/a> article. After a bit of digging, I discovered that the owner of a Facebook group had linked to it in good faith.<\/p>\n

That article is a long one, and it runs to more than 15,000 words, which is about a quarter of the length of standard novel. For me, that\u2019s no problem whatsoever – I can both read that number of words (in about 20 minutes), and write them (albeit over a longer period). Tossing off a 1,000-worder takes me perhaps an hour, on and off, including digging out and editing a suitable image to go with it. If I know what I want to say, I have no problem writing it down, and the only bottleneck is how quickly I can type (or physically write if I\u2019m putting it on paper). I guess that the only problem with all this is in assuming that other people can cope with that many words. But then again, as I\u2019ve said before, it\u2019s my<\/strong> blog and if they don\u2019t like it, there\u2019s the BACK button.<\/p>\n

As an aside, I used to be able to physically write very quickly with what everyone said was \u201cgirlie\u201d handwriting (i.e. it was neater than theirs, legible, and flowing). I\u2019ve always had an interest in calligraphy, too. Many years of using computers means I get cramp if I try handwriting for long now, and it doesn\u2019t feel anywhere as neat as it used to be – though pupils often comment on how neat it is.<\/p>\n

Anyway, back on topic. It seems, though, that it is me<\/strong> who is somehow in the wrong for making that article 15,000 words long judging from some of the inane comments on that Facebook page!<\/p>\n

The reason for this seems to be rooted in what the Internet Age has done to people\u2019s intellects. Consider this question:<\/p>\n

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Discuss the issues facing someone who is considering becoming a teacher.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

For me, a complete answer could easily run to 10,000 words or more. However, for many people today, a perfectly acceptable answer might amount to:<\/p>\n

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\"Smile\" lol<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Regular blog readers will already know that I have a low opinion of many of those I have to share this planet with, and who cross my path in the course of a typical day (other driving instructors often make up a fair proportion of those). This is the main reason I don\u2019t have comments enabled.<\/p>\n

The point is, though, that if you<\/strong> were thinking of becoming a teacher, which answer is likely to be of most benefit to you? The one with a lot of relevant words on a complex subject written by<\/strong> a teacher, or the one put together by a monkey using random hieroglyphics? Incidentally, if you think it\u2019s the monkey one, just accept that I\u2019m trying to help you.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s<\/strong> why the Should I Become A Driving Instructor<\/a> article is 15,000 words long. It\u2019s not aimed at monkeys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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