{"id":22566,"date":"2018-10-26T22:34:09","date_gmt":"2018-10-26T21:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22566"},"modified":"2018-10-26T22:34:09","modified_gmt":"2018-10-26T21:34:09","slug":"hello-police-can-you-lend-me-3p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22566","title":{"rendered":"Hello? Police? Can You Lend Me 3p?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 520px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-22566-1\" width=\"520\" height=\"292\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/WHEN-YOU-GO-3P-OVER-AT-A-PETROL-STATION-\u2013-DON\u2019T-CALL-999-Nottinghamshire-...-1975953642704361.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/WHEN-YOU-GO-3P-OVER-AT-A-PETROL-STATION-\u2013-DON\u2019T-CALL-999-Nottinghamshire-...-1975953642704361.mp4\">https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/WHEN-YOU-GO-3P-OVER-AT-A-PETROL-STATION-\u2013-DON\u2019T-CALL-999-Nottinghamshire-...-1975953642704361.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>You know how I\u2019m always going on about the prats I have share this planet with? How about this one?<\/p>\n<p>He goes into a garage and tries to put \u00a310 of fuel in his car. He overshoots by 3p, but he doesn\u2019t want to break into another note, and the garage won\u2019t let him off the 3p (he\u2019s actually got the money, remember). So what does he do? He phones the Police on 999.<\/p>\n<p>Better still is the fact that <a title=\"Reddit: LegalAdviceUK\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/LegalAdviceUK\/comments\/9rkz7x\/nottinghamshire_police_published_my_phonecall_to\/?st=JNQEU0RU&amp;sh=c0b8f5da&amp;fbclid=IwAR0gy3pTsQzq0Jo3KjJatdUgCWZCe5onYCLvFP92ouYKoKgKB-sdaa8VsdY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">he\u2019s now gone on to Reddit to ask how he can get the Police to remove the video<\/a> because it\u2019s gone sort of semi-viral. As you can imagine, he doesn\u2019t have much support (incidentally, to some of the smart arses on Reddit, that doesn&#8217;t sound like a Nottingham accent &#8211; more like a Derby one).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how I\u2019m always going on about the prats I have share this planet with? How about this one? He goes into a garage and tries to put \u00a310 of fuel in his car. He overshoots by 3p, but he doesn\u2019t want to break into another note, and the garage won\u2019t let him off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[100,99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assholes","category-funny-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}