{"id":22615,"date":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22615"},"modified":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","modified_gmt":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","slug":"funniest-ad-of-2018-jml-hollywood-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22615","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Ad Of 2018 &#8211; JML Hollywood Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 520px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-22615-1\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hollywood-Pants-3-Pairs-of-Slimming-Waist-Shaping-Leggings_x264.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hollywood-Pants-3-Pairs-of-Slimming-Waist-Shaping-Leggings_x264.mp4\">https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hollywood-Pants-3-Pairs-of-Slimming-Waist-Shaping-Leggings_x264.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>I saw it on the TV earlier today. It\u2019s another JML one (remember <a title=\"PediPaws Nail Trimmer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=1688\">PediPaws<\/a> and the <a title=\"JML Turbo Brush\" href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=14697\">Turbo Brush?<\/a>) This time, it\u2019s for Hollywood Pants &#8211; a lower-body garment that appears to be capable of the equivalent of turning a hippopotamus into a cheetah without the need for liposuction.<\/p>\n<p>Take a look at the TV ad above. Now, I am a scientist by training, and I am aware of the Law of Conservation of Mass. Essentially, this says that matter can be neither created nor destroyed, but it can be rearranged. So my question is this.<\/p>\n<p>When those women put those pants on, where does the fat actually go? Because it\u2019s not inside the pants, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw it on the TV earlier today. It\u2019s another JML one (remember PediPaws and the Turbo Brush?) This time, it\u2019s for Hollywood Pants &#8211; a lower-body garment that appears to be capable of the equivalent of turning a hippopotamus into a cheetah without the need for liposuction. Take a look at the TV ad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99,103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-related","category-movie-tv-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}