{"id":22615,"date":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22615"},"modified":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","modified_gmt":"2018-11-16T00:14:17","slug":"funniest-ad-of-2018-jml-hollywood-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=22615","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Ad Of 2018 &#8211; JML Hollywood Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 520px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-22615-1\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hollywood-Pants-3-Pairs-of-Slimming-Waist-Shaping-Leggings_x264.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hollywood-Pants-3-Pairs-of-Slimming-Waist-Shaping-Leggings_x264.mp4\">https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hollywood-Pants-3-Pairs-of-Slimming-Waist-Shaping-Leggings_x264.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>I saw it on the TV earlier today. It\u2019s another JML one (remember <a title=\"PediPaws Nail Trimmer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=1688\">PediPaws<\/a> and the <a title=\"JML Turbo Brush\" href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=14697\">Turbo Brush?<\/a>) This time, it\u2019s for Hollywood Pants &#8211; a lower-body garment that appears to be capable of the equivalent of turning a hippopotamus into a cheetah without the need for liposuction.<\/p>\n<p>Take a look at the TV ad above. Now, I am a scientist by training, and I am aware of the Law of Conservation of Mass. Essentially, this says that matter can be neither created nor destroyed, but it can be rearranged. So my question is this.<\/p>\n<p>When those women put those pants on, where does the fat actually go? Because it\u2019s not inside the pants, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw it on the TV earlier today. It\u2019s another JML one (remember PediPaws and the Turbo Brush?) 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