{"id":26149,"date":"2021-04-14T12:51:12","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T11:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=26149"},"modified":"2021-04-14T12:51:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T11:51:12","slug":"i-surprised-myself-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=26149","title":{"rendered":"I Surprised Myself Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 524px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 524\/217;margin: 10px 5px 10px 0px; float: left; display: inline; background-image: none;\" title=\"Tree suckers\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/sucker.jpg\" alt=\"Tree suckers\" width=\"524\" height=\"217\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>Before going back to work, I was running over a few things in my head &#8211; and was worried that I had forgotten stuff!<\/p>\n<p>Once I was in the car, it was like I\u2019d never been out of it! The only fly in the ointment was the bloody roadworks. Nottingham City Council, for example, decided to wait until Monday (the first day back for virtually the entire country) to close lanes on several City Centre routes to install cameras. I mean, they\u2019ve had nine f***ing months, and they waited until Monday.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I had a lesson in Hucknall, followed by one in Clifton. I\u2019d left an hour between for travelling time. Going out, I timed the journey (the long route, via Wollaton and Bulwell, and it took just over 30 minutes). Coming back towards Clifton I decided to risk the Ring Road, reasoning that traffic isn\u2019t as heavy right now and it would probably be free flowing. I had to detour at the start because of queuing traffic on Hucknall Road near that new Aldi. Once on the Ring Road, everything was fine until I got to the Aspley junction to the M1. Traffic was at a standstill.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that there are roadworks there, and you can\u2019t turn right. I was particularly impressed by the \u2018advanced warning\u2019 sign that announced this, and which was still on show &#8211;\u00a0 how the f*** would I have seen <strong>that<\/strong> during lockdown? So I was stuck in the queue. It was made worse by the fact that three twats had had an RTA at Beechdale, so it was down to one lane there. But it was also down to one lane up to it, because the f***ing twats at the council had decided that today would be a good day to cut the suckers off all the trees that line that route. I mean, they <strong>could<\/strong> have cut them off last week when it was quiet (or even during winter, when it\u2019s best to do it anyway), but Nottingham doesn\u2019t work like that &#8211; everything has to be half-assed and inconvenient. And now I think about it, the lane closure probably had something to do with that RTA in the first place. It took an hour and ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I should have gone back the long way. In normal times, I rarely take the shortest route because it is often the longest in terms of time. The rat runs are always best, and that was the only thing I\u2019d forgotten.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before going back to work, I was running over a few things in my head &#8211; and was worried that I had forgotten stuff! Once I was in the car, it was like I\u2019d never been out of it! The only fly in the ointment was the bloody roadworks. Nottingham City Council, for example, decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}