{"id":33851,"date":"2022-07-10T00:29:21","date_gmt":"2022-07-09T23:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=33851"},"modified":"2022-07-10T00:29:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-09T23:29:21","slug":"well-i-nearly-made-it-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=33851","title":{"rendered":"Well, I NEARLY Made It Right!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" alt=\"Crab Meat White Hand Picked - 454g\" data-src=\"https:\/\/thecornishfishmonger.co.uk\/media\/catalog\/product\/_\/p\/_ptcreative_thecornishfishmonger_crab-meat-white-0578.jpg?width=900&amp;height=600&amp;store=default&amp;image-type=image\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 700px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 700\/467;\"><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve mentioned this topic before, but you have to laugh at some of the \u2018reviews\u2019 for online recipes.<\/p>\n<p>I was scrolling through a few the other day &#8211; you have to scroll, because standard food blog technique is to write about 6,000 words on how your grandmother used to catch mackerel by hand whilst blindfolded and swimming naked under pack ice, and only give the recipe in the last 50 words &#8211; and found one for Crab Cakes in an air-fryer. It calls for fresh Crab meat, Red Pepper, Spring Onions, and a few other bits and pieces.<\/p>\n<p>Someone right at the top in the comments had added Cayenne Pepper and an egg white &#8211; and those are not in the recipe list as written. And another had used \u2018imitation crab legs\u2019 (i.e. not crab at all), green pepper instead of red, plus a totally different seasoning blend. Whatever it was <strong>they<\/strong> had made was apparently worth a five-star rating. Others have left out ingredients because they \u2018didn\u2019t have any\u2019 and still rated it as five stars. Another had had a power cut and didn\u2019t get to cook them, so used the raw mix as a sandwich filling instead &#8211; and still given it five stars. 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