{"id":36282,"date":"2008-09-06T00:14:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T22:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=147"},"modified":"2008-09-06T00:14:44","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T22:14:44","slug":"sometimes-you-couldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=36282","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes, You Couldn&#8217;t Make It Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this week, I&#8217;d just finished for the day and was driving home when I felt my phone vibrate. When I got a chance to stop and have a look I didn&#8217;t recognise the number, so I called back. This was at around 9.45pm &#8211; the original call coming in perhaps 10 minutes earlier.<\/p>\n<p>The call went something like this &#8211; imagine a very thick accent, very difficult to understand on the phone:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Me:  <em>Hello, I&#8217;ve got a missed call from this number &#8211; you called a few minutes ago?<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Him:  <em>Yes. I&#8217;ve got a driving test tomorrow and I wondered if you were available.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Me:  <em>I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m fully booked tomorrow &#8211; what time is your test?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Note that I have no intention of taking someone I&#8217;ve never seen drive to test &#8211; I&#8217;m just trying to be polite.<\/p>\n<p> Him:  <em>1.30<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Me:  <em>No. I&#8217;ve got a lesson on right at that time. I&#8217;m sorry.<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Him:  <em>So you&#8217;re not available?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Me:  <em>No. I&#8217;ve got lessons all day and one at exactly the time of your test.<\/em><\/p>\n<p> Him:  <em>Couldn&#8217;t you cancel them?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Me:  <em>No, because a lot of these people have tests of their own coming up and they need to take the lessons. I can&#8217;t cancel people like that.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And he still persisted in trying to persuade me &#8211; I suppose that at 9.30pm he must have been getting a bit desperate.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to fathom, sometimes, how the minds of some people work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this week, I&#8217;d just finished for the day and was driving home when I felt my phone vibrate. When I got a chance to stop and have a look I didn&#8217;t recognise the number, so I called back. This was at around 9.45pm &#8211; the original call coming in perhaps 10 minutes earlier. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-latestposts"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}