{"id":40980,"date":"2023-04-21T01:01:57","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T00:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=40980"},"modified":"2023-04-21T23:53:59","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T22:53:59","slug":"clucking-bat-1-april-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=40980","title":{"rendered":"Clucking Bat: 1 April 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned many times before, but I submit dashcam footage to Nottinghamshire Police if someone behaves like a twat. The police take action in 90% or more of cases I have submitted, to date.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1080 \/ 720;\" width=\"1080\" controls src=\"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/lowdham_rb-notts_police_no_prosecution-m.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>L444 NEH &#8211; Black Vauxhall Corsa<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One thing I have discovered is that they are as frustrated as me in some cases when the action reported is unlikely to gain a conviction. This video is an example of such action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was on a lesson with a pupil. She was turning right on a roundabout, and as she came to exit, this stupid cow pulled out &#8211; just look how late. I had to pull us into the right hand lane to avoid a collision.<br><br>The police point out that the prat in question would argue that there are two lanes, and so they would not get a conviction. They did say, however, that she shouldn&#8217;t have pulled out like that, and that they would have a word with the stupid cow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For anyone who is wondering, the title I will be using from now on in any such posts involves &#8216;Clucking Bat&#8217; &#8211; it rhymes with &#8216;f**king twat&#8217;, which is what all of these people are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <script data-jetpack-boost=\"ignore\" async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4532794719633406\"\r\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned many times before, but I submit dashcam footage to Nottinghamshire Police if someone behaves like a twat. The police take action in 90% or more of cases I have submitted, to date. One thing I have discovered is that they are as frustrated as me in some cases when the action reported is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related","category-assholes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}