{"id":5109,"date":"2011-02-23T11:54:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T11:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=5109"},"modified":"2011-02-23T11:54:16","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T11:54:16","slug":"hfc-bank-telephone-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=5109","title":{"rendered":"HFC Bank Telephone Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had what must rate as one of the most stupid phone calls of all time yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I came home between lessons and the second I walked through the door someone shouted &#8220;you&#8217;re wanted on the phone &#8211; HFC Bank&#8221;. Being caught like this by what are usually junk-calls is always going to get me angry, but I&#8217;d spoken with HFC an hour or so earlier so I took it.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Caller: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> Is that Mr ********? <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Me: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> Yes. <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Caller: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> Mr ***** *******? <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Me:  <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Yes. <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Caller: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> [silence] <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Me: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> Hello? [pause] Hello? [pause] <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Caller: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> [recorded message &#8211; along the lines of&#8230;] If you wish to proceed press 1 <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Me: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> [presses 1] Hello? [pause] Hello? [pause] HELLO? <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Caller: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> recorded message] Please press 1 to speak to a representative, press 2&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Me: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> [presses 1] <\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Caller: <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\"> [recorded message] Sorry, but your call cannot be taken at the moment. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I swore and slammed the phone down. If it was HFC, then they are bloody idiots.<\/p>\n<p>As it happens, I got another call while I was writing this just now. Again it was on the landline. I went&#160;down&#160;(my PC is upstairs):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Me:  <\/strong><span style=\"color: #000080\">Hello? [pause] Hello? [pause] Hello? [pause] <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s no one there, so I slammed the receiver down again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve given strict intructions now that if anyone calls me on the damned&#160;landline they are to be told that they can call me on my mobile, because anyone who needs to contact me will have my mobile number.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, ever since I put that advert in Yellow Pages several years ago&#160;the number of spam phone calls has gone through the roof. You often answer one of those to be met by silence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had what must rate as one of the most stupid phone calls of all time yesterday. I came home between lessons and the second I walked through the door someone shouted &#8220;you&#8217;re wanted on the phone &#8211; HFC Bank&#8221;. Being caught like this by what are usually junk-calls is always going to get me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-related"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}