{"id":7188,"date":"2011-11-04T17:01:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T17:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=7188"},"modified":"2011-11-04T17:01:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T17:01:17","slug":"typical-audi-driver-reg-no-fd11-ujf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=7188","title":{"rendered":"Typical Audi Driver: Reg. No. FD11 UJF"},"content":{"rendered":"

My intense dislike of Audi drivers cannot have gone unnoticed. The one I encountered today in a white A4 estate – reg. no. FD11 UJF – was absolutely typical of the kind of imbeciles who drive these things and yet never seem to get caught by the police.<\/p>\n

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I was on my way to a lesson in Beeston and had just gone through the traffic lights at the junction of Queens Road West and Station Road. This tosser in the Audi forced his way into no gap whatsoever, at speed, after the merge area, forcing me to swerve to avoid him. A pupil would have had a real problem.<\/p>\n

I don’t know if he can lip read because – like most of his kind – he wouldn’t look in the mirror as I pointed to my head and described him in words which rhyme with “clucking bat”.<\/p>\n

Still, I get my satisfaction from sticking their details on here, along with the back up of having my in-car camera running should one of the primates involved ever complain.<\/p>\n

In case the police DO look by, remember: white Audi A4, reg. no. FD11 UJF . Driven by a prat who shouldn’t be allowed out unsupervised..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My intense dislike of Audi drivers cannot have gone unnoticed. The one I encountered today in a white A4 estate – reg. no. FD11 UJF – was absolutely typical of the kind of imbeciles who drive these things and yet never seem to get caught by the police. I was on my way to a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-drivers"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t