{"id":719,"date":"2009-01-14T21:10:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T21:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=719"},"modified":"2009-01-14T21:10:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T21:10:22","slug":"the-aliens-are-coming-if-it-kills-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=719","title":{"rendered":"The Aliens Are Coming… If It Kills Us!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Sun can't let this one go. In the printed version (again, I can't find it online) they had one of their reporters at the site of the wind turbine damaged by that UFO carrying out scientific experiments. The story is titled 'Farmageddon '. Apparently:<\/p>\n

The shroud of secrecy thrown around the wind turbine wrecked by a UFO was lifted yesterday for The Sun's X-Files-style hunt for aliens. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh dear! But intrepid reporter Brian Flynn managed to keep his wits about him on the 'eerily silent' fen (well, it was cold, and the fens aren't exactly the best place to be after torrential rain) as:<\/p>\n

…the faint hum of [his] metal detector broke the silence as [he] swept around the base of the 290ft-high turbine. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now that's how to set the scene, isn't it? There's a well-posed photo of Mr Flynn pointing to the turbine lying beside him (it's about the size of a jet engine, so you could easily miss it if he didn't point). Oh, and wait. It needs to appeal to Sun readers here:<\/p>\n

Decked out in boiler suit, hard hat and high-visibility vest, [he] scanned the site for clues of alien life forms<\/strong>. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Alien life forms? Where did that come from? Is someone suggesting an alien might have had the passenger door open, whacked the turbine by accident, then fallen out? A spacechav <\/em>, maybe? Now the bit I liked most of all:<\/p>\n

In the shadow of the looming structure lay the remains of the 65ft-long blade<\/strong> torn off in the encounter. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hang on a minute! The multitude of stories we've had to put up with this last week all clearly implied that the blade was missing – presumably, being examined by alien scientists at the equivalent of The Sun HQ on Omicron Persei 8 , or wherever the mothership the blade was embedded in flew back to after it pranged the turbine.<\/p>\n

Close examination suggested it had taken an almighty blow from a large solid object… <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No, really? But unfortunately:<\/p>\n

…our hour-long mission to the bitter cold uncovered no sign of alien life. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Damn. And I had money on it – what with all that technology (i.e. the metal detector). I promise you, this one is going to run and run. With or without Nick Pope .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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