{"id":7196,"date":"2011-11-07T18:03:10","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T18:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=7196"},"modified":"2011-11-07T18:03:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T18:03:10","slug":"another-annoying-tv-ad-strongbow-cider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=7196","title":{"rendered":"Another Annoying TV Ad: Strongbow Cider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The latest Strongbow ad is driving me mad. It didn&#8217;t, until I noticed something&#8230; and now it does.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 520px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-7196-1\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/x-flv\" src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/strongbow1.flv?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/strongbow1.flv\">https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/strongbow1.flv<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Take a look at the end bit (about 50 seconds in).<\/p>\n<p>To start with, they&#8217;ve been doing the heaviest job imaginable, and they&#8217;re desperate for a drink of cold, refreshing Strongbow. So the weasly little guy takes a tiny, girly sip &#8211; it probably evaporated faster than he drank it &#8211; and makes a growling &#8220;Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!&#8221; sound, as though he&#8217;s just swallowed a sink full of the stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, you just don&#8217;t go &#8220;Aaaaahhhhhhhh!&#8221; when you&#8217;ve taken such a small drink, and it certainly wouldn&#8217;t quench any thirst you might have acquired from humping a sofa up 20 floors of a tower block where the lifts are broken.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a taste for Stella Artois Cidre when the fancy takes me, and if I&#8217;m thirsty I can knock back a whole bottle of the stuff in 15 seconds flat. <strong>THAT&#8217;S <\/strong>how to quench a thirst, and justify going &#8220;Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest Strongbow ad is driving me mad. It didn&#8217;t, until I noticed something&#8230; and now it does. Take a look at the end bit (about 50 seconds in). 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