{"id":7284,"date":"2011-12-04T10:46:51","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T10:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=7284"},"modified":"2011-12-04T10:46:51","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T10:46:51","slug":"drunk-pupil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=7284","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Pupil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Drunk\" title=\"Drunk\" width=\"179\" height=\"141\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7285 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/drunk.gif\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 179px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 179\/141;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was furious today. My first lesson was at 10am and I turned up bang on time. The pupil was a few minutes late (he normally waits outside as I drive up), and I was just about to go and knock.<\/p>\n<p>So, he got in the car, and as he finished adjusting his mirrors he rubbed his face with both hands. That always makes me ask them if everything is OK &#8211; they are often unwell or haven&#8217;t slept for some reason.<\/p>\n<p>But then I registered the familiar smell of alcohol, and asked &#8220;were you out on the piss last night?&#8221; &#8220;Yes&#8221;, came the reply. He didn&#8217;t get in until after 1pm, and although I didn&#8217;t ask, he probably drank at least 16 units of beer.<\/p>\n<p>Working on the principle that it takes about an hour to get rid of one unit, I figure that he must have still had around 6 or more units in him &#8211; so three times over the drink-drive limit! 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