{"id":8343,"date":"2012-02-24T13:17:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T13:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=8343"},"modified":"2012-02-24T13:17:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T13:17:01","slug":"some-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=8343","title":{"rendered":"Some People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone found the blog on the following search term:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#000080\">bsm late <strong>or<\/strong> acromas <strong>or<\/strong> goodsell <strong>or<\/strong> saga <strong>or<\/strong> aa <strong>or<\/strong> complaint <strong>or<\/strong> driving <strong>or<\/strong> lesson <strong>or<\/strong> instructor <strong>or<\/strong> cancelled <strong>or<\/strong> theory <strong>or<\/strong> franchise <strong>or<\/strong> passed <strong>or<\/strong> failed <strong>or<\/strong> pupil <strong>or<\/strong> car <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>brick <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>waka <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>mining <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>benilde <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>exhaust <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>bmw <strong>&#8211;<\/strong>blind<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You have to try not to laugh sometimes. They actually typed all that into a search engine \u2013&#160; they seem to have a big axe to grind, but on a very badly worn grinding wheel! A search term like that is almost like not using any search criteria at all \u2013 it\u2019ll throw up a zillion results, 99.9% of <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 180px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 180\/95;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; float: left\" title=\"Late Arrivals\" alt=\"Late Arrivals\" align=\"left\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/late_arrival.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"95\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>which are absolutely irrelevant (as the attempts to remove certain hits would confirm).<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s assume that the earlier chapters of the term are what the person was interested in \u2013 something to do with a driving instructor from the AA or BSM turning up late.<\/p>\n<p>First things first. Forget any idea you might have about suing them for millions. It isn\u2019t going to happen.<\/p>\n<p>Next, you need to understand how driving instructors work. Every single instructor out there (well, except for a handful who work for specialised companies who deal with expensive lessons to people who can afford them) is self-employed. That means that if you get a bad one, there\u2019s <strong>almost<\/strong> just as much chance of him being with Red, the AA, BSM, or any other large school as there is of him being with a smaller school or operating on his own.<\/p>\n<p>I say \u201calmost\u201d, because there is a slight likelihood that the one from a big school will \u2013 on average &#8211; be more reliable than one of the lesser ones. The reason is the brand name, <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 180px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 180\/179;margin: 5px 0px 5px 10px; display: inline; float: right\" title=\"A good reputation?\" alt=\"A good reputation?\" align=\"right\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/reputation.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"179\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>and the degree to which the school in question wants to protect it. Still not convinced?<\/p>\n<p>OK. Every instructor has to make money, and to do that they need pupils to teach. Those with a franchise are almost always there because they can\u2019t generate the work themselves, and they rely on the school to get them that work. Assuming that this arrangement works, the instructor will not want to get on the wrong side of his franchiser \u2013 who might kick him out if he upsets customers. So there is a general tendency for any behaviour likely to cause upset not to happen.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, instructors who charge stupid prices and who force pupils to stay with them by making stupid \u201c10 lessons for \u00a399\u201d offers, which only apply if you stay for your entire course, can afford to be a little less customer friendly. And since they will be earning less to start with with these daft offers and low regular prices, they may well upset pupils without being aware of it by not teaching them quickly enough for the pupil\u2019s liking. So there is a general tendency for unhappy pupils to be greater in this group.<\/p>\n<p>Note I said \u201cgeneral tendency\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Now, let\u2019s cut through the crap and try to help people who are anally retentive enough to type huge search terms like the one above, with a view to being able to retire on the outcome of what they might have in mind\u2026 here are some simple things you could try<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you are unhappy with your instructor, just change them<\/li>\n<li>If it\u2019s with a large school, ask them for a different instructor<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re pissed off with the school, go for a different one<\/li>\n<li>Complain directly to the school if you have a grievance<\/li>\n<li>Concentrate on learning to drive, not complaining<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t spend so much time watching daytime TV and formulating opinions about companies based on only two or three cases<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re a parent, try butting out unless you understand the mechanics involved, have a genuine problem, and can separate fact from fiction when your little darling drops a comment<\/li>\n<li>Remember the saying \u201csix of one, half a dozen of the other\u201d \u2013 the pupil isn\u2019t always unblemished when it comes to lesson mix-ups<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">It\u2019s really that simple. Just change instructors and stop moaning!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">Some years ago, I had a pupil who was extremely unreliable. She simply couldn\u2019t afford <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/220;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; float: left\" title=\"Daytime TV Cartoon\" alt=\"Daytime TV Cartoon\" align=\"left\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/daytimeTV.gif\" width=\"200\" height=\"220\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>her lessons, and she was honest about it. In return, I was absolutely tolerant to her numerous last minute cancellations. This is not a word of a lie, but she cancelled in excess of 10 lessons less than 24 hours before she was supposed to have them, and other lesson reorganisations ran into similar figures. I even gave her a free 2 hour lesson on one occasion when she accompanied me on my Check Test. I estimate that she cost me more than \u00a3500 overall. You could say that I was crazy to carry on with her, but I did.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">Then, one day, she sent me yet another text cancelling her lesson at the last minute (on the day it was supposed to be, as I remember). I was used to this and merely saw the first line of the message flashed up on my phone. I made the mistake of not reading the rest, which turned out to be an essay and a half. Right at the bottom it said \u201ccan you do a lesson at 11 on Thursday?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">Now, bearing in mind that I didn\u2019t reply, I <strong>didn\u2019t<\/strong> turn up at 11 on Thursday. But she thought I was going to.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">When I realised what had happened, I apologised profusely and explained, but she didn\u2019t reply. I then found out from another pupil that she was going around saying I was \u201cunreliable\u201d. I\u2019d <strong>never<\/strong> turned up late or missed a lesson that we\u2019d arranged, and yet <strong>she\u2019d<\/strong> missed dozens. <\/font><font color=\"#2a2e29\">If I worked for a large school, and she was interviewed on daytime TV, you can imagine how it would look, But it was just lies.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">Mind you, as I\u2019ve said before, driving instructors are often not the brightest sparks in the fire, and <strong>some<\/strong> may well give grounds for a genuine complaint. But these are the exception rather than the rule.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">So, one more time: <strong>if you aren\u2019t happy with your instructor, just change them and get on with your life<\/strong>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#2a2e29\">And if you really feel the need to create a stink about whatever it is that\u2019s bugging you\u2026 <strong>you might just need to get a life!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone found the blog on the following search term: bsm late or acromas or goodsell or saga or aa or complaint or driving or lesson or instructor or cancelled or theory or franchise or passed or failed or pupil or car &#8211;brick &#8211;waka &#8211;mining &#8211;benilde &#8211;exhaust &#8211;bmw &#8211;blind You have to try not to laugh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[80,102,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related","category-general-related","category-training"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO Pro 4.9.9 - 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