{"id":8819,"date":"2012-04-18T11:18:18","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T11:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=8819"},"modified":"2012-04-18T11:18:18","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T11:18:18","slug":"in-touch-with-reality-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/?p=8819","title":{"rendered":"In Touch With Reality\u2026 Or Not!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I noticed yet another argument about lesson prices on a forum. What always amuses me is how whenever one starts &#8211; and it is no exaggeration to say that you get at least one a fortnight, and they\u2019re always frequented by the same people &#8211; they all behave like they\u2019ve <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 180px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 180\/180;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; float: left\" title=\"Special Offer - is it really, though?\" alt=\"Special Offer - is it really, though?\" align=\"left\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/spec_offer.gif\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>never talked or even thought about the subject before.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s get a few things straight.<\/p>\n<p>If you make introductory offers &#8211; offers which are totally unconnected to your normal price &#8211; that\u2019s <strong>your<\/strong> business, and good luck to you. Just because you\u2019re offering something as \u201cbuy one, get one free\u201d doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re giving that offer away all the time to existing customers. You\u2019re dangling a baited hook in order to grab new people and show them how good your product is.<\/p>\n<p>However, if you word your offer in such a way that it makes it look like you are also lower priced overall than everyone else, then you need to start thinking a little harder about how you\u2019re going to avoid crashing and burning. Your \u201cspecial offers\u201d might snag a few people, but if the reality is that your price jumps dramatically at the end of a long block of cheap ones, you\u2019re gong to lose a hell of a lot of them unless you also charge stupid normal hourly rates. Furthermore, by cheapening the entire industry with your ridiculous advertising, you\u2019re also causing untold damage to it.<\/p>\n<p>There is one cowboy-looking outfit (which appears to have originated somewhere in the North) advertising copiously on Google at the moment with a \u201c10 lessons for \u00a399\u201d offer. Their website is purpose-built to hide the normal lesson price. However, they offer a 6-hour retest package at \u00a3150 (or \u00a325 per hour). They also offer the same package but with a test thrown in for \u00a3225 (that means they\u2019re charging you \u00a375 for the test &#8211; the DSA only charges \u00a362). You have to assume from this that their norma<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 180px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 180\/187;margin: 5px 0px 5px 10px; display: inline; float: right\" title=\"Long-period offers are not seen as offers\" alt=\"Long-period offers are not seen as offers\" align=\"right\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/spec_offer2.gif\" width=\"180\" height=\"187\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>l hourly lesson rate really is around the \u00a320-\u00a325 mark.<\/p>\n<p>You see, there\u2019s a world of difference between \u201cfirst lesson free if you book 10\u201d and \u201c10 lessons for \u00a399\u201d. One of them you can offer to existing customers time and time again, it\u2019s attractive to them, and it will keep you in business. The other is a guarantee that you are going to crash and burn at some point. You cannot expect people to accept a doubling in price after they\u2019ve had 10 hours to accustom to the introductory price!<\/p>\n<p>Offers which last over long periods are not deemed as \u201coffers\u201d by the people who take advantage of them. They come to accept the price as the norm, and that is detrimental to the comedian making the offer and everyone around him. <strong>HE<\/strong> won\u2019t be able to climb out of the pit he\u2019d dug for himself, and <strong>OTHERS<\/strong> will get pulled in.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you use weasel-words to hide the price hike &#8211; perhaps by spacing the \u201ccheap\u201d lessons out over an entire course to try and force people to stay with you &#8211; there is the quality of the service you offer.<\/p>\n<p>You can pretend you\u2019re a great instructor until the cows come home, but if you\u2019re trying to be one earning half as much as you could be doing, then the reality is that you\u2019ll be a lot less \u201cgreat\u201d than you\u2019d like to think.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s worth pointing out to the general public here that driving instructors <strong>DO NOT<\/strong> earn \u00a325 an hour, even if that\u2019s what they are charging for lessons. To start with, \u201c\u00a325 an hour\u201d would only apply as a comparison with other salaries if the instructor was teaching for 40 hours a week. Most haven\u2019t a cat in hell\u2019s chance of doing that amount of work (it\u2019s why they make stupid offers and drop prices), and are only working maybe 20 hours. Immediately, they are only making \u00a312.50 an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Even if we have an instructor who does work 30-40 hours most weeks, there is the travelling time to factor in. Add half an hour for every hour of lessons and you have the total amount of time the instructor is \u201cat work\u201d, if not actually \u201cworking\u201d. Someone teaching for 40 hours could be out of the house for 60 hours or more. If you want to put a price on that dead time, it means our fully-booked instructor is really only making \u00a317 an hour, given that he is out of the house for so long.<\/p>\n<p>But that is nothing compared to business overheads. Any instructor who reckons they are paying less than about \u00a3100 a week just to keep a car on the road is a liar (at best, he is just not representative of the majority, who ARE paying at least that to maintain a car). Simply having the car sitting on the driveway costs \u00a32.50 per hour based on a target 40 ho<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 180px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 180\/191;margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline; float: left\" title=\"ADIs - 21st century village idiots\" alt=\"ADIs - 21st century village idiots\" align=\"left\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.diaryofanadi.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/idiot_2.gif\" width=\"180\" height=\"191\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" \/>ur working week, but then you have to put fuel in it if you\u2019re going to use the thing. If you do manage 40 hours of tuition, and if you\u2019re doing a decent job of teaching, most normal cars will take around \u00a3200-\u00a3250 of fuel &#8211; or let\u2019s say \u00a35.50 per hour.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you\u2019re an instructor who reckons you\u2019ve got a Magic Car which runs on Pixie-diesel, you\u2019ll be spending at least \u00a32-\u00a33 per hour equivalent on a 40 hour week. Your \u00a325 per hour turnover &#8211; already reduced to \u00a317 per hour by the number of hours you have to stay out &#8211; is now down to \u00a39 an hour.<\/p>\n<p>So what you have to ask yourself is how you can finance a \u201c10 lessons for \u00a399\u201d offer. What will you do if you have six pupils &#8211; maybe more &#8211; all taking the offer at the same time? And don\u2019t forget that the comedians selling these offers WON\u2019T be working 40 hours and WON\u2019T be charging \u00a325 an hour, so their equivalent hourly rate will already be much lower than \u00a325.<\/p>\n<p>Could someone really survive on what could effectively be as little as 90p per hour profit?<\/p>\n<p>I think the answer is fairly obvious. So the next thing that happens is the ADI in question will try to cut his overheads, and the only one of those he can get at immediately is his fuel costs. In other words, lots of talking, little driving, and more lessons required by the pupil. You can see how it spirals downwards, can\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, none of this <strong>is<\/strong> obvious to many ADIs out there &#8211; and I make no apologies for pointing out yet again that ADIs <strong>in general<\/strong> are certainly not renowned for being the brightest group of individuals on the planet. <\/p>\n<p>By all means, make offers to attract business. But for God\u2019s sake try to understand the effect that long-period offers deliberately designed to make you look cheap have both on yourself, and the industry as a whole.<\/p>\n<p>And stop keep trying to justify it.<\/p>\n<p>If you <strong>could<\/strong> charge \u00a320-\u00a325 an hour, but don\u2019t, then you are an idiot and you\u2019re deluding yourself if you think you\u2019re doing anyone any favours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I noticed yet another argument about lesson prices on a forum. What always amuses me is how whenever one starts &#8211; and it is no exaggeration to say that you get at least one a fortnight, and they\u2019re always frequented by the same people &#8211; they all behave like they\u2019ve never talked or even thought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adi-related","category-training"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diaryofanadi.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}