I saw this in today’s newspapers. David Cameron – leader of this Mickey Mouse coalition we have to endure – is considering privatising the road network and introducing tolls.
Somehow, he believes that charging people more money in taxes (that’s what it would be) will kick-start the economy.
Amusingly, he says:
There’s nothing green about a traffic jam – and gridlock holds the economy back.
Yes. Well perhaps he should aim to cut back on the chaos caused by roadworks – specifically, the fact that even repairing a single cracked paving stone can involve advanced warnings of delays, three-way temporary lights, and total nightmare journey times for the month the work continues.
Or maybe the local councils’ unending quest to create the perfect bus stop or pedestrian crossing, putting in chicanes, taking out chicanes, speed bumps, light-controlled crossings, and so on. And let’s not forget trams in cities too small to accommodate them, so that tens of thousands of motorists can be held up to let trams carrying up to a hundred people at a time pass through.
If he considered those things, then maybe it wouldn’t be so painfully obvious he is clueless with this sort of nonsense:
Mr Cameron claimed that congestion on roads costs the UK economy £7bn a year.
Cameron says that the solution was to shift more people and goods on to the rail network. As I’ve said before, the man is not of this world.
The problem isn’t specifically congestion – it’s what causes that congestion.
Apart from roadworks, it is broken down cars, accidents, and the school runs. Those cause untold delays every single day – and all you have to do is consider how easy it can be in rush hour in many cities when it is half-term to figure that last one out.
This is an interesting one – I’m still split over it.
In New South Wales, Australia, learner drivers have to complete a log book during their training. They have to do 120 hours of driving, which has to be signed off (but not even by an instructor, as I understand).
The current Road Minister, Duncan Gay, says:
“For too long governments have taken the opportunity, if there’s an accident somewhere, to automatically add extra hours to the learner’s permit time.”
Now, in part I agree with that. Accidents among young drivers are not due to inadequate tuition. But it is also a dig at the previous government – so you immediately wonder what point Gay is making. Is he genuinely of the belief that accidents are unfairly blamed on learner tuition and learners per se, or is he simply making vote-winning small talk?
Referring to the change – where learners will be able to knock 20 hours off their required driving hours if they take a driving safety course (which is non-compulsory), he then adds:
“(This) stops parents and children currently becoming criminals because 120 hours is just way too much.”
Mr Gay said he hoped the initiative would deliver a more realistic timeframe for L-platers and stop the some of them from fudging log books.
Ah! So instead of actually dealing with the problem (the accidents), his party is simply going for one of the symptoms – which, coincidentally, will be popular among some of the electorate. They want to move the goalposts for what constitutes “criminal behaviour” instead of dealing with the fact that people are simply happy to behave as criminals.
Not a good sign for the future, Mr Gay.
To make matters worse, the course learners can go on to cut those 20 hours is not free (Gay says they will be “affordable”) – and they will even be able to cut another 20 hours if they take “professional” courses. I’m sure that those will be even more “affordable”.
I think the real attitude to driving is summed up in the next paragraph:
“Further options to assist learner licence holders in remote, lower socio-economic… communities meet learner driver log book hours will also be considered,” Mr Gay said.
Votes, votes, votes. What on earth is the point of arguing that safety isn’t implicated by cutting driving hours, when you’re immediately going to make concession upon concession for minority groups? It is the poorer people who are both prepared to break the law, and financially inclined to do it – and their societal attitude certainly doesn’t push them towards being safe drivers.
Looks like the Aussies have the same problems with government involvement in driver training that the UK does. I wonder if Mr Gay gets his information from his daughter, like our transport minister does?
Hot on the heels of that last article, this one quotes a breakdown recovery company (also an insurer), who say that drivers are delaying servicing and repairs to cut their expenditure. Apparently, this is the outcome of “research” again.
No, really?
It says that 25% of motorists have a fault which makes the car illegal, and 14% say it urgently needs repair. Common faults include:
faulty brakes
faulty wipers
broken or missing mirrors
defective brake lights
Around 20% admit to driving without an MOT – which they point out is an offence. It seems there is no end to these statements of the obvious.
The article says that drivers “now” take over four months to fix faults, on average. It doesn’t say what this figure was previously, although it does seem to consider that just because people “say” it is due to cost, then this must be a brand new reason – rather than a new excuse.
I love this on Yahoo! News. They have a story on “tips for Easter driving” from a certain car loans company. The advice amounts to this (from the company’s co-director):
“Older cars can be particularly vulnerable to breakdown when sat in traffic on busy motorways so anyone driving an older vehicle, or a car that they have not had serviced for a while, should certainly follow our tips for having a hassle free Easter getaway.
“Of course, for those who are not going anywhere in their cars this Easter because they simply think their car is too unreliable and prone to breakdown, it is worth remembering that there are some great car finance deals [link to own company website here] available at the moment for buying a new car and prices are more affordable than you may think.”
It then talks about car loans, with a further link to the company’s own website.
Oh, wait!. There ARE some tips. These are:
check your tyres
check your battery and lights
check your windscreen
check your oil
think about breakdown cover
buy a new car [link to company’s website again]
I’ve recently accepted a sponsored article on the blog. Basically, an advertiser provides an article with a link back to their website, which I publish for them and provide a link to it on the blog homepage for an agreed period of time. It’s clear that Yahoo! may well have done something very similar by allowing such blatant advertising to go under the guise of “news”. If they did, I bet they charged more than I did, though.
As for the “advice”… well, it could have been lifted from anywhere (the AA for example). It is public domain common sense that applies all through the year, with some bad marketeering very conspicuously tacked on the end.
Well, it’s started. The annual roadworks fiesta – which will last all summer – has begun now that the weather has turned nice.
Episode 1
In Nottingham, for some incomprehensible reason the council has allowed the contractor Morrison to dig up Woodborough Road (between The Wells Road and Porchester Road), and keep it dug up for 3 weeks and counting. It features a “three-way traffic control”, which translates to 5 minute waits for a handful of cars to get through each way. However, these temporary lights don’t take account of the normal Porchester Road set less than 50m away – it would be too simple to synchronise with them, wouldn’t it? – and that means people backed up into the yellow box junction (if they’re prats, causing delays on Porchester Road) or long delays (everywhere else, if they stay out of it).
Morrison appear to be in no hurry whatsoever to get any work done. No matter what time of day you drive through it is quite likely you’ll see no one even present to do any work, let alone do it efficiently. At best, they’re sitting in vans stuffing their faces from one of the numerous nearby greasy spoon or fast food establishments.
They are NOT working evenings, and they are NOT working every weekend. Typically, they’re also NOT working much before 10am or after about 3-4pm, and the short space in between has lengthy elevenses, lunch, and afternoon tea breaks tucked into it.
It’s got something to do with the gas – new pipes being laid – but the work ethic is appallingly bad. Let’s hope the quality of the work is a little better, otherwise I might suddenly find myself in Colwick when I thought I was intending to go towards Sherwood!
The traffic delays caused by these works are massive – so massive that it is obvious that there is deliberate intent on the part of someone at either the council or the contractor (or both).
It’s sheer incompetence all round. Once upon a time, this sort of job would have been completed in just a few days. Now, it takes a month or more. (COMPLETED)
Episode 2
If you’re coming the opposite way, from Arnold, Plains Road (before it becomes Woodborough Road) has got a set of temporary lights. They’re less than a mile from the ones I just described. They’re resurfacing a 200m stretch of road, and they’ve been doing it for well over a week so far. Years ago, that amount of resurfacing would have been done over a single night. (COMPLETED)
Episode 3
Of course, when you know about this kind of incompetence you look for alternative routes. Depending on which way you’re heading that could mean using Westdale Lane. I tried that yesterday and discovered another set of temporary lights specifically designed to cause delays. They were on the road near a building site where someone has sold a few square metres of land on to which at least two structures – probably pauper flats – are being built. Utilities again.
House builders have just about the lowest right to block traffic out of anyone, in my opinion. They are the only people who will benefit from their house-building – absolutely no one passing by will. They’re just forced to endure huge delays while the usual leisurely British approach to doing any work manifests itself.
Again, they used to be able to build houses very quickly. It now takes much longer – meaning roadworks for the installation of utilities last far too long.
The whole business is like a military operation. EVERY route is impeded. There is no sensible alternate route you can use to bypass the area. (COMPLETED)
Episode 4
If you have any lessons or business across the other side of the city, think again if you expect a clearer run. On Broxtowe Lane there are yet more utilities works, with temporary lights, characterised by no one actually doing any work for most of the day. It’s fun and games during the school run, given that there are about six schools within a 2-mile radius (not to mention the fact that we’re talking about Broxtowe, here).
Episode 5
West Bridgford also has a carefully placed set of 3-way temporary lights on Musters Road at the junction with Eton Road. This particular site is characterised by absolutely NO ONE doing any work whatsoever since the hole was dug two weeks ago. It’s perfectly situated to cause maximum inconvenience to motorists – particularly as there is a school about 500m away, which is frequented by a lot of typical West Bridgford mummies and daddies involved in the school run (i.e. bad drivers, big cars, usually going to Asda or one of the West Bridgford car parks once they’ve dropped off or picked up their kids, etc.). Late afternoon is chaos.
Episode 6
Out of town is no good, either. On a longer run through Ravenshead, there are utilities works (and temporary lights) along Longdale Lane. These are dismantled at weekends (well, they were last week) and only erected weekdays, so there’s no desperate hurry to complete the work. The only purpose of the lights appears to keep the workers the correct Health & Safety-approved distance away from traffic in the brief periods during which they are working.
Episode 7
The Bunny-East Leake/Gotham road is completely closed. Alternative route to Gotham is via Costock and East Leake.
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Yellow signs giving advanced warning of works are also going up in various places. I love the wording, and how it says “delays possible” or “delays expected”.
In other words, “we’re going to make sure you ARE delayed – and for as many weeks as we possibly can”. God help us when they start building that waste-of-space tram extension to Beeston. That’ll last a year!
Just for information, the term baby-boomers refers to people who were born post-war between about 1946 and 1964. That would make them between 47 and 66 as of today.
This story, submitted by a reader, reports that the UK population is getting older and an increasing number of cars are being driven by the over-65s. At the moment, around 15% of the population is over 65, but this is predicted to rise to around 25% by 2050.
A parliamentary committee is suggesting in a report that older drivers could be sent on courses.
Frighteningly, in 1975 only 15% of the over-70s had driving licences. In 2010 it stood at 60%. The story adds:
Older drivers are over-represented in multi-vehicle crashes, suggesting that they have difficulty interacting with other road users.
This is almost the exact wording used in that Young Drivers Risk & Rurality report I mentioned recently. It would seem that if you select the appropriate reports, every single person in the UK Is “over-represented” one way or another when it comes to crap driving!
Young drivers often think they know it all, when simple logic clearly dictates that they don’t – because they simply cannot, due to lack of experience. Older drivers might be a lot closer to knowing it all, but whether they can recall it at the right time or not is another matter entirely.
Amusingly, the story mentions that over-70s just have to fill a form in saying they’re safe to drive and bingo! – here’s a new licence. The parliamentary report…
…says there needs to be urgent research into whether this is working…
Of course it isn’t bloody working! You’d have to be an idiot to think that self-certification isn’t going to be abused the second you let it loose.
The AA believes that any extra training should be voluntary and not mandatory. I disagree with that. The AA says:
If there was a compulsory course or testing people might worry unnecessarily and be unwilling to go through it, so they would lose their mobility.
OK. So let them carry on lying just to retain their “mobility” – and don’t worry too much when things like this happen (Cassie’s Law still needs signatures, by the way). By all means put greater value on an old person’s wheels than on the life of a teenager – but close the door on your way out!
There should be mandatory testing of ANY at-risk group or individual.
As people are fond of saying, a driving licence is a privilege, not a right. But it would appear that this doesn’t apply to old people, for whom a driving licence is increasingly turning into an absolute right.
Two examples of extremely dangerous driving yesterday. Both were easily capable of causing fatal accidents, involving crass stupidity.
The first involved a black Mercedes *reg. no. FD10 NFX). I was driving along the A60 towards Bunny during the rush hour, and just as I approached Bradmore Lane (locally known as “The Rollercoaster”, and favoured by pratmobile drivers as a location for risking their lives and everyone else’s) this Mercedes was waiting. He had absolutely no right of way, nor any reasonable reason to pull out.
But he did.
Amusingly, he made sure to keep his eyes below the level of the mirror once he saw me mouth something that rhymed with “clucking bat” at him and point to my head. They’re always very brave before they do it, but no so afterwards. He was heading off towards Loughborough somewhere, in case the police are interested.
The second example was driving towards Cotgrave along Cotgrave Road/Plumtree Road. Just as the speed limit goes from 40mph to 60mph, I saw this commotion behind as the juvenile twat driving the dark-coloured Seat (reg, no. W498 BVX) had apparently overtaken a van to squeeze in the gap in front.
I had accelerated to almost 60mph by this time, and there were solid white lines on the road due to dips and bends. That didn’t stop the Seat driver though. He overtook me on solid white lines at considerably above 70mph – having to take evasive action to avoid the oncoming car (that’s why the solid white lines are there, you prick). I think this may have just shaken him a little, as he didn’t try to overtake the car he was then stuck behind. I don’t know if he could see me using Universal Sign Language behind him at the junction, because he was invisible in the mirror and below the level of the driving seat back rest (typical child pratmobile driver – restricted height, restricted intelligence, car modified so he can’t even see over the steering wheel – but drives suicidally nonetheless.
He headed off towards the centre of Cotgrave if the police are interested, though he could easily have been using it as a rat run to the A46.
It’s no wonder young drivers have fatalities, is it? What is a wonder is that anyone should feel sympathy for them when they do.
Someone found the blog on the search term “how to stop a car at a junction using clutch and brakes”.
If you’re on an upward incline, and assuming that you can already find the bite quickly and gently, the best way to do this is to slow the car enough that it won’t coast as far as the line, then use the gas/bite to gently move it forwards. In other words, it is YOU making it go towards the give way line – not the momentum of the car.
The last thing you want to be doing is flying in so fast that you’ve got to brake hard. You will panic and forget to control it gently.
You can hold the car completely still using the gas and bite on an upward slope if you can control your feet well enough. It is not good practice to do this for too long, though, as it wears out the clutch. It can also be dangerous – if people are walking behind or in front of you, for example. Use common sense to decide when to use the handbrake and when to “slip the clutch”, as it is sometimes known. When you’re ready to move off, simply apply more gas and gently raise the clutch (the amount of gas depends on the slope you’re on).
If you’re on a downward incline, obviously you’ll need to use the brake to hold the car at the give way line. You need to be able to reliably lift your foot off the brake, set the gas, and find the bite quickly, but without stalling or lurching forward.
It is often quicker and safer for new drivers to use the handbrake, and then move off in the normal way. Holding the car on the bite can result in rocking backwards and forwards (like most pratmobiles do at lights), rolling back into another car, or creeping into the path of other traffic. However, if you can teach yourself to do it it’s a great skill.
I teach my pupils how to do it on a hill fairly early on. Some never get it perfect, but then they don’t need to be able to do it perfectly in order to pass their tests and be safe drivers. At the very least, it helps them understand the clutch and how to move away properly.
But the ones who take to it never look back. As I say to them on the first lesson, when we have a few tries: “THAT is the secret to be able to drive the car. If you can do that, you can make the car do anything!”
Remember: don’t do it for too long – just if you need it for a few moments. Never do it if you have people walking in front of or behind you.
The Boston Standard reports that the borough’s young drivers face “one of the highest risks of being injured in car crashes in the country”.
Let’s just get things straight here. The figures do not mean that your chances of having an accident increase just by moving to Boston – it’s the higher proportion of teenagers brought up there only having a single helix in their DNA that is to blame.
Yet again, the real problem is being shoved under the carpet. The reason Boston teenagers are having more accidents is that they are bigger prats than in other places. Someone needs to be dealing with that – not trying to blame it on statistics that they don’t really understand.
“Experts” are trying to suggest that poor public transport and long distances from home to school are to blame. But this argument is based on totally separate “statistics” designed to dumb things down. It would appear that if you live in Boston, it’s a 3 mile round trip even to go to the toilet, and you need a passport to go to school because you have to move through several international borders!
Let’s do what the Boston Standard didn’t do, and actually read the report, which you can access here.
Instead of adopting the Boston Standard’s selective and scaremongering approach, lets list ALL the factors the report identified.
Analysis has identified a number of common factors present in young driver collisions, including the following:
They tend to drive older cars with less crash protection
There are often three or more casualties in their collisions
Their collisions often occur at night and at weekends
Their collisions often occur on wet roads
Their collisions often occur on minor roads in rural areas with a 60mph speed limit
Their collisions are often single vehicle so involve no other road user
They often occur on bends, particularly on rural roads
Their vehicle often skids, and in some cases then overturns
Their vehicle often leaves the road, and in many cases hits a roadside object or enters a ditch
Summarising, you can say that young drivers drive bangers filled with their mates, and mostly at night (a progression from arseing about on skateboards and BMX bikes outside the chippie). Since they’re usually travelling at speed, their accidents occur on wet roads and bends – particularly on roads where it is possible to put your foot down – which results in the car skidding and overturning, and often hitting objects off the road (i.e. trees and posts).
The Boston Standard appears to have only seen the one about rural roads and taken it out of context with the others.
The report notes:
Nationally, the research found that young drivers who are from rural areas are significantly overrepresented within the collision statistics compared to their urban counterparts.
So, young drivers in rural areas DO have more accidents overall. When you look at the report’s bar chart for the three areas it has identified – urban, town, and rural – you see that there is a progression from the first category up to the third. Basically, in places where you can’t drive fast, you stand less chance of hurting yourself than you do in places where you CAN drive fast. It’s bloody obvious.
The report further discovers that there is no difference between the different areas for drivers 30 and over. Tellingly, it uses the term “mature adults”. Now we’re getting to the nitty-gritty of the cause.
The report then adds:
It would therefore suggest that rural roads themselves are not responsible for the increased collision involvement of rural young drivers.
The Boston Standard and it’s “experts” are talking rubbish, then, when they try to sweep the problem under the rug.
The report continues:
There is very little difference between young and older drivers for the speed limit of the road on which they were involved in collisions.
Quite. It is inappropriate speed that is the issue. Inappropriate for the situation, and inappropriate for the driver’s skills (or lack thereof).
The report says:
The mileage data shows that rural residents have 31% higher annual average mileage than their urban counterparts. For adult drivers, this does not lead to a higher collision risk… Young rural drivers, however, are 37% more likely to be involved in a collision than urban young drivers.
This is just stating the obvious. The longer you’re in the car driving it, the more likely you are to have an accident if you’re already in a higher risk group.
But what shoots all of this out of the water is the risk map included in the report. Some of the most rural areas – and ones with the most winding and out-of-the-way roads – such as ALL of Scotland, and large parts of the northern areas have risk indices that are around the the norm (100). The peaks correspond generally to very specific areas of well-known idiot-country. The lowest indices relate to exclusively urban areas – the report makes that clear,
The report concludes that younger drivers are at risk, particularly on rural roads. That has been known for years. The report also concludes that it isn’t the roads themselves that are the problem. It is specifically younger drivers, for whom the risks increase the more rural their driving areas are. It states clearly:
…this would imply that there is something about rurality and young drivers (through inexperience and/or attitude) that leads to increased collision risk.
THIS IS PRECISELY THE PROBLEM.
It must be obvious that since you cannot create experience out of nothing, then care is needed while it is being acquired. Young drivers simply do not exercise care – they have appalling attitudes on the road. And they are clearly less likely to do so in certain areas – Boston might have come out in the top risk group, but there are plenty of considerably more rural locations which didn’t.
Looking at my own region, I note that Mansfield and Bassetlaw feature well above the norm. And yet Nottingham – which I can assure you has it’s fair share of complete prats – is right down at the bottom (i.e. the good) end. The numbers don’t seem to prove anything when you consider that detail.
This story is a little confusing if you read into it . It says that there is a scheme – The Blue Lamp Trust – running in Basingstoke aimed at improving the driving standards of company car drivers. That’s not a bad thing at all.
But the story’s author says clearly that when he went to take an assessment, the trainer immediately discovered that his driving licence was out of date – it had, in fact, expired the previous May. The article says:
The lesson started badly. A quick inspection of my driving licence revealed it expired in May, something I had been blissfully unaware of.
But then it goes on to report how the author got on on his assessment. It makes no mention of any delay while the licence was updated. The author explains how he subsequently “passed” the assessment. It is clear that the assessment went ahead in spite of the driver having no valid driver’s licence.
It raises a few questions, not least the one about what law allows you to drive on the roads if you don’t have a licence. One that expired almost a year ago is not valid.
Another question is how can someone who hasn’t got one, and who wasn’t aware of the fact his had expired, pass an assessment which by definition would require the person being assessed to know about this and deal with it?
Naturally, that then raises questions about the administration of the scheme (registered as a charity, it appears).