Category - Bad Drivers

Drunken Woman Drives Wrong Way on Motorway

Deborah Hunt, 43, was 2½ times over the drink drive limit when she got on to the M5 motorway and drove for 23 miles on the opposite carriageway. She almost collided with a police car at one point.

She was only arrested when she ran out of fuel.

The usual type of sob story – she’d “been drinking to drown her sorrows over her impending divorce.”

The only bad thing is that it is being dealt with by magistrates. According to the story, she’s “[facing] jail”.

Update: The story was covered in today’s Sun. It turns out this woman simply oozes class. She was also driving whilst uninsured – blame that one on the divorce, too, eh?

The Sun article also has a photo of her showing two fingers to the photographer outside the court.

FJ58 YSL – Nottingham City Council Shoplink Bus

FJ58 YSL - Nottingham City Council Shoplink Bus

On a lesson with a pupil Saturday, we had come from his house in Gotham and were turning right into Farnborough Road, Clifton.

A Nottingham City Council-run Shoplink bus (reg. no. FJ58 YSL) saw us coming, but pulled out from Farnborough Road anyway. This had the obvious effect on the pupil, who braked hard and nearly stalled (but for me using the dual controls). The moron driver of the bus took this as a sign that we were “giving way” and carried on, without the slightest acknowledgement.

He had no right of way whatsoever, nor did he need to force his way out with traffic levels as they are that time on a Saturday afternoon – well, except to stay on schedule anyway.

I hope he can lip read and knows what descriptive term I used rhymes with “clucking hat”.

GJ09 EUP – Typical BMW Driver

GJ09 EUP - BMW Driver

On a lesson with a pupil on Saturday, we turned left into Pennyfoot Street from Manvers Street. This prat in the red BMW tried to overtake on the bend (and it’s a sharp one), then finally managed it by crossing into opposing traffic lanes.

I used Universal Sign Language to explain to him my opinion of his mental faculties, and his return gestures somehow suggested that HE was in the right. I also note that he was wearing a silly hat.

He proceeded to break the speed limit across the London Road roundabout and all the way down Canal Street and Castle Boulevard. It was funny, because we caught up with him at every set of lights. He was weaving in and out of lanes to get ahead – so you can see how “right” he actually was.

BD54 NUH – White Van Man

BD54 NUH - White Van

On Ruddington Lane tonight, I’d stopped for red lights. There were 5 or 6 cars in front of me, and some joker had parked on the right in the bottleneck just there. So I stayed about two car lengths back so that I wasn’t blocking the road for anyone coming the other way.

This neanderthal in white van (reg. no. BD54 NUH) saw the gap as an ideal opportunity to get in front of me. When the lights changed he then broke the speed limit by a considerable margin and wove in and out of lanes before turning on to the ring road.

I hope his employer – if he has one – is interested in what the prats who work for him get up to.

FN53 OYZ – Nottingham City Council

FN53 OYZ

This is the kind of driving which literally makes me furious.

I’d been to a pupil’s house in Bulwell, and stopped at the roundabout at the junction of Sellers Wood Drive and Coventry Road. As I moved off, this Nottingham City Council van (reg. no. FN53 OYZ) went flying through – the female driver staring straight ahead (I can never figure out if they’re trying not to make eye contact, or if they’re just not aware of anyone being near them). I had to brake to avoid contact.

She didn’t seem too worried about the 30mph speed limit, either. She was certainly going faster than me. I hope Nottingham City Council takes things like this seriously.

KJ51 ZJX – Typical Cavalier Attitude

KJ51 ZJX

This afternoon, on the Crown island in Nottingham, this idiot in a grey Vauxhall Cavalier (reg. no. KJ51 ZJX) overtook at speed in the wrong lane on the roundabout. Then, at the junction with Beechdale Road, he used the outside lane to get past as many people as possible at speed. In both cases he had to dangerously cut people up to get back in.

This one isn’t likely to have an employer. Just a zygote in a pratmobile.

LC06 WXD – Royal Mail Driver

LC06 WXD - Royal Mail DriverTonight, at about 5.15pm, this Royal Mail idiot pulled out in front of me on the Nottingham Knight roundabout. I had to brake hard to avoid him – particularly as he was trying to avoid the van in front who he was tailgating.

He turned into Landmere Lane, with his arm hanging out the window, if his employers are even remotely concerned about what their staff get up to.

I’ve mentioned it before, but the Royal Mail’s standard of driving has dramatically – and obviously – deteriorated over the last couple of years. They park anywhere and break speed limits all the time, and behaviour such as that mentioned above is absolutely normal these days. You’d think they were working to official deadlines, or something…

NJ09 YYL – Dangerous Driver

Licence Plate - NJ09 YYLAny employers out there checking up on their staff should be aware that the driver of a black VW (Passat or Bora, think) – registration number NJ09 YYL – likes to break speed limits and cut people up dangerously at traffic lights (just after 4pm today, Radcliffe Road, Nottingham).

The driver has a shaved head (looks like an anaemic match)… and doesn’t give a toss about anyone else.

I feel better for that.

Idiot Drives Wrong Way on Dual Carriageway

Another frightening tale from the real world in the Daily Mail.

The report is a little flaky – the car is described variously as “this little car” (cutesy), a “Vauxhall Astro (sic)”, and a “Vauxhall Corsa” (got there eventually).

Let me paraphrase in plain English: an idiot driver came up an EXIT slip road to drive the wrong way up a dual carriageway, hit a lorry – causing it to jack knife across the road and turn over- and destroyed her own car.

If you look at the pictures, the damage is unbelievable. Of course, you won’t be able to see the chaos it caused on the roads while they cleared the wreckage – police had to close the road for 6 hours. Nor will the fact that the jack-knifed lorry (or the idiot in the Corsa) fortunately didn’t kill anyone.

The imbecile driving the Corsa has been charged with dangerous driving. According to the Mail, the Crown Office has said:

The Procurator Fiscal at Aberdeen has received a report concerning a 20-year-old woman in relation to an incident on the A90 on 22 March 2011.

The matter remains under consideration.

I can’t wait to see how this one pans out. I can almost hear the mitigating circumstances now.

As an aside, about 6 years ago I was driving along the A50 (a dual carriageway which is 4 lanes wide in places) from Derby to Nottingham. I was doing 70 mph when around a bend came another car driving in the outside lane the wrong way. I did things in the proper order:

  • Shit myself
  • Moved to the inside lane to slow down and make an emergency 999 call to the police to let them know

The phone rang. And rang. And rang. And rang. Then rang some more. No one answered the 999/emergency call!

I just hung up and thought “sod it”.


As of 2015, I have been unable to find any reference to this accident other than the original report. All the indications are that the stupid bitch who caused this got off lightly.

So, Do Speed Cameras Save Lives?

It’s not a brand new story, but I referred to it a couple of times as a result of a story in the Plymouth Herald. It seems the source was an article in Autoblog from January this year.

RAC Foundation LogoThe RAC Foundation released a report claiming that speed cameras save lives. But it seems that the Association of British Drivers (ABD) disagrees. The RAC report can be found here. The ABD disagreement document can be found here.

Association of British Drivers LogoYou can link to the respective websites of these two organisations by clicking the appropriate logo. You can make up your own minds from your first impressions from each site. One looks professional and one doesn’t. One is a charity and one is a campaigning group for drivers. Both are independent – in spite of what one of them would like you to believe about the other. And one of them has a big issue with speed cameras and speed in general – the favicon it uses is even a national speed limit sign! And Jeremy Clarkson is a big fan of one of them.

This quote sums it up:

A survey carried out by Car Parts Direct has revealed that over 268,000 drivers are now banned from driving and millions of pounds are being paid out in speeding fines. Thousands of motorists are losing their jobs, freedom and ability to earn a living. 82% of speed camera victims thought they were driving safely at the time of their conviction and were just unfortunate to be doing a few miles over the limit. 65% thought their speeding ticket was totally unjustified and felt cheated.

Yes. They were banned because they were breaking the speed limit and, therefore, the law. And I’ve had pupils trot that one out. “My dad was caught speeding, but he was only a couple of miles per hour over the limit”.

As I explain, the speedometer on the car typically reads 10% less than the actual speed you are doing. If you’re in a 40mph zone and you are clocked speeding, you must have been doing at least 46mph (the police tend to go on 10% + 2mph, but it depends on the force in question) by their equipment – and that means nearly 50mph on your speedo. So you knew – or at least had all you needed in order to know – that you were way over the speed limit. There’s no excuse.

And just because someone thinks they were driving safely – no matter if it is 82% or 65% thinking it is unfair – is no guarantee that they were. Absolutely none whatsoever.

So you have to remember that one of these organisations is anxious to prove speed cameras are bad (and its report shows that clearly). The other one is truly objective.

Anyone who thinks that forcing people to slow down and stay slowed down when the speed limit in question is above 30mph doesn’t reduce accidents and deaths is crazy.