Gone Fishing! Major Dead Fish Story

News At Ten just came on… I was casually listening to the headlines. Bill Clinton in North Korea, British Army and Sikorsky helicopters, and so on.

Then there was the last item:

Britain’s best loved carp is dead – caught 64 times. But why did she die?

I think I could take a wild guess at that.

If these few words are insufficient to satisfy your urgent need for more information on this (and if you are a fisherman, this probably applies to you), you can listen to an idiotic radio interview on the BBC website. Some clown is trying to say it died from a nut allergy!

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