The picture below shows an example of pond scum. The one on the right is some stinking green stuff that grows on stagnant water.
This report tells how Shiad Mahmoon, who is 24 and unemployed, was spotted driving a hired Audi R8 Spyder (worth more than £100,000) at speeds estimated to be in excess of 165mph. This was measured from a helicopter – police believe Mahmoon could have been going much faster.
He was found guilty, banned for 3 years, ordered to take an extended test, and fined a paltry £515.
He said in court:
I’m still going to drive- catch me if you can.
He defended himself, and in what must be the worst attempt at mitigation in the history of the world he tried to claim that he couldn’t remember the incident because of “a brain injury”. I’d certainly have to agree that there is something wrong with his brain, but I’d put the problem much further back in his pathetic little lifetime. Somewhere around the point of conception.
Shiad Mahmoon clearly has a few chromosomes missing. Police will undoubtedly catch him again.