Learner Driver Car-Jacks His Instructor

This story in The Mirror tells how a learner driver turned on his instructor when challenged over unpaid lesson fees.Darwin Awards

As well as being (“allegedly”) the kind of scumbag who didn’t pay for his lessons in the first place, the learner then decided that punching his instructor in the face would be a good way of managing the situation. But this new candidate for the 2014 Darwin Awards couldn’t let it go there. Because when his 56-year old instructor attempted to call the police as the halfwit tried to make off, he then decided that the best way of handling this new development would be to return and continue the attack, then steal the car.

It would have been the perfect crime if the instructor hadn’t have had the idiot’s home address, and it appears that the police arrested him quite easily as a result of that small detail. The car has not yet been traced, though it is bright red and is emblazoned with the driving school’s livery.

The 22-year old imbecile from Erdington, Birmingham, was arrested on suspicion of robbery and assault and is being questioned by police.

I can’t wait until we find out this saddo’s name. I’ll add it to this story when we do.

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