I’ve reached the conclusion that in order to own any Apple device you have to be an annoying and pretentious bastard at the genetic level. I just saw this latest advert for the iPad Air (click the Esa-Pekka link) and it is already driving me mad. It also seems to help if you’re immature and enjoy making a noise just for the sake of it – as the recent iPhone advert shows.
In my experience, the vast majority of iPhone owners have scratched or cracked screens, and the early stages of carpal tunnel syndrome as a result of such erudite exchanges as:
I knw u wld rather spk 2 evr1 lk thiz n stead of rglr tlk cuz it mch ezr 2 type it all up
dnt b lk tht m8. :l
roflmao 😉
I’d say that about 99.998% of all Apple users aren’t composers or musicians (if you exclude rap and hip-hop from the term “music”, which you would if you had any sense). Clearly, 99.998% are as thick as two short planks!