Please note that all my “Darwin Awards” posts are my own take on situations and have no connection with any real award. I just like the term, as it describes people who are idiots very appropriately.
I went into Asda on Saturday at around 6pm, and as I was about to reverse into what I thought was an empty bay, I discovered this example of superb parking.
A silver Vauxhall Astra, reg. no. KT03 DJJ, had been parked so that it was effectively occupying FOUR bays.
As I say, this was at around 6pm on the nearest Saturday to Bonfire Night, so the car park was very busy. Clearly, the driver – apart from being a few olives short of a pizza – is one of those people who has just about as much social conscience as a dog on a croquet lawn.
If any newspapers want the original, full-size image, here it is.