I Think I Heard the First Cuckoo of Spring

Looking at my site stats and I noticed an incoming visit from an unusual web address. I tracked it back and found something that I don’t understand.

I won’t mention them by name, but this is what the company is about:

Listening. Influence. Insights. Engagement.

Listening – more signal less noise
Broadest content, sourced globally, near real-time and structured to reveal meaning.

Influence – quality out of quantity
Multi-factor influence that segments key influencers from the ‘long tail.’

Insights – meaning not data
Industry experts provide qualitative and quantitative analysis focused on your key questions.

Engagement – dialogue not marketing
Cross-functional capability, access original content and track responses.

It sent shivers down my spine. For a moment, I thought I was back in the rat race.

It’s hard to believe people can make a living out of this crap, isn’t it? That is complete and utter bilge – but what’s even more frightening is that there will be people to whom it is manna from heaven.

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