Category - Movies & TV

Alexandra Bastedo Dies At 67

Alexandra BastedoOne of my favourite TV shows as a child was The Champions. I remember that I had a schoolboy crush on Alexandra Bastedo, who was one of the stars.

Well, I just saw on the BBC website that she has died at the age of 67 after a long illness.

In her younger years she was considered one of the most beautiful women on the planet. She starred with Peter Sellers in Casino Royale, and was romantically linked with various Hollywood superstars. I didn’t realise quite how much other work she had done.

Apparently, she’d had two bouts of breast cancer and recovered, but from what I can gather it was cancer that killed her.

Two-tone Lobsters

I came in from work tonight and switched on the TV. BBC 2 was showing Nature’s Weirdest Events – some stuff about dolphins swimming with whales, cats raising ducks and hedgehogs, walking catfish, weird noises in the sky in Canada, and so on. But the part that really piqued my interest was the trailer for next week. It showed a lobster which was two different colours either side of a perfect line right down the middle of its body.

I just had to look that one up, and I came across this article. You’ll note how this lobster was caught in Felix Cove, Newfoundland and is a distinct blue one side, and reddish brown the other. It is classed as “extremely rare”. Other than explaining that it is a gynandromorph – both male and female – the article is only about 35 words long and not very informative.Bi-coloured Lobsters

To try and get more information, I found another article. This one was caught in Dyer’s Bay, Maine, and is black on one side, and orange on the other. The article says the odds of finding one are 50 million to 1. Maybe you can see where I’m going with this. A local oceanarium said it has only seen three such bi-coloured lobsters in 35 years. No mention is made of it being a gynandromorph – this time it is explained that each half of a lobster develops separately and this specimen is missing blue pigmentation on one side.

The two articles obviously referred to different lobsters (they’re different sizes), so I searched some more. I then found this one which was pulled up in Digby County, off Nova Scotia. It’s a similar colour to the second example, though not the same one if the locations, dates, and names are anything to go by. Nova Scotia isn’t that far from Maine in fishing terms.

Then there was this one – different date, similar colour – pulled up off the New England coast (of which Maine is part). In fact, there are loads of examples. There’s even a 1959 book/research paper which discusses the phenomenon.

So, not quite as rare or unusual as is suggested either by the BBC or some of the finders or article writers.

Selling Your Old Mobile Phone

There was an interesting segment on BBC’s Watchdog tonight. It dealt with a situation where people have been selling their mobile phones using an online site called Cash4Phones.

Apparently, when they enter their phone’s model number it gives them a price based on the phone being in reasonable condition. However, when they send it off, they receive an email telling them that the phone has excessive signs of use, and offering less than half of the original price that was given when the users initiated the process on the website.

Mazuma LogoI did a bit of scouting and found this blog entry (don’t be put off by the blog’s title – when it talks of “pert breasts” it is in the new-mummy-and-daddy sense, and apart from such dubious (and nauseating, when you have other peoples kids stuffed in your face – I say this in jest, and mean no harm to the blog in question) content, the article in question is quite interesting. It deals with the same firm, and the author’s own trials with them. Apparently, the money takes months to arrive – if it comes at all.

It’s also worth looking at the Trustpilot rating, and some of the comments on that.

The only thing I’d take issue with is the statement that Cash4Phones pays more than MazumaMobile. I did several checks and Mazuma pays more in each case. I’ve written about Mazuma on three previous occasions, and have never had even the slightest problem with them. Every transaction was completed from me clicking on “sell” to my bank account being credited (or the cheque arriving the time I clicked the wrong button) in less than one working week. And the amount paid was exactly what was originally quoted.

By comparison, look at Mazuma’s Trustpilot rating.

Watchdog submitted phones that had been checked by a phone repair company and certified as being in almost perfect condition, and an original quote of over £100 was downgraded to just over £40, with excessive signs of use being quoted. One of the victims featured even had to pay for the phone to be returned – but it wasn’t, and they upped their quote.

Based on the show (and the blog I’ve linked to, not to mention the Trustpilot figures), I think the advice is absolutely clear. In addition, I would recommend Mazuma to anyone wanting to sell their phone. People must be completely nuts (or plain greedy) to go anywhere else.

Undercover Boss Canada – Mary Brown’s

I don’t often watch this show (UK version) because I’m not usually at home when it’s on. I usually don’t even try to watch any of the non-UK variants. The Mary Brown's Fried ChickenAmerican one in particular is smothered in saccharin and seems completely out of touch with reality (they cover horse racing stadiums and other minority concerns, though perhaps in the US people like that).

But I have a day off today (until tonight, anyway), and I was flipping channels and caught the start of this episode of Undercover Boss Canada. Mary Brown’s is a fried chicken chain based exclusively (as you’d expect, though they appear to be expanding) in Canada.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the programme structure involves an executive – usually the CEO – going undercover at various branches of the business in question to see what problems exist at the sharp end. In the UK version (where the format was developed), there are usually fundamental problems with the business (e.g. fast food outlets with appalling hygiene issues), but the franchised overseas versions tend not to cover such problems (again, the US version could often have been lifted straight out of Dallas or any other TV soap).

At the end of each episode, the CEO calls all the people featured up to head office and hands out various tokens. It might be an upgrade of facilities at the branch they work at, or a promotion or pay rise. In the UK version, it might be a paid weekend break for someone. The overseas versions tend to award much higher-value gifts to employees – full-length holidays, paid-off debts, and so on.

But the CEO in this case – Greg Roberts – topped anything I have ever seen (even in the US version).

He came across as a decent and pretty normal guy right from the start. During the show he travelled to various outlets and worked with some of the people. As usual, the people had various personal issues to deal with. There was a woman who didn’t get to see her father often, a deaf guy working in a real backwoods branch, and a woman who’d got other family problems.

But when he called them into the office, he arranged it so the woman who didn’t see her father often would get a twice-yearly paid trip to visit him. He paid for the schooling of the kids of another worker. Another woman was given an all-expenses holiday to “anywhere in the world” and assurance that her retirement finances would be sorted. And the deaf guy, who was due to get married, was given a house! Mr Roberts was clearly moved by the stories he’d heard, and even more moved when he handed out these gifts.

The trailer for it is on YouTube. I’m sure you can find it online if you want to watch it.

I know one thing. If they expand to Britain, I’ll go there for food just on principle.

The Call Centre

When I was in the rat race, one of my favourite TV shows was The Office. The reason for this was that it was an almost perfect documentary record of Call Centrewhat working life in a large company is like, and apart from a bit of extra cringeworthiness the characters were true to life.

For example, in one episode (the series is being repeated on UK Gold at the moment) Gareth insists on using the speakerphone to conduct all his calls. I sat within spitting distance of a woman in the Buying Department who did exactly this, day in and day out. She’d listen to her voicemail on speakerphone, and she’d dial out repeatedly using it (Buyers spend most of their working hours on the phone) – even when it was obvious no one was going to pick up at the other end.

I recently saw a discussion in a BBC article, where someone was claiming that the British workplace was nothing like The Office. Trust me, they are totally wrong. The Office was an EXACT representation of the British workplace. Perhaps not every individual workplace, but certainly a highly detailed composite picture across all of them. The only reason people try to deny it is that they’ve been inured to it and don’t realise how bad it is – particularly young people, who have no other experiences to draw on.

I was reminded of this again as I watched a new series on BBC3 tonight. It’s called The Call Centre, and I initially registered it because I worked in a call centre for 18 months while I trained to be a driving instructor. Mine was engaged in technical support, whereas the one on this new show is sales oriented, and it only took a few minutes to realise that there was little similarity between this one and the one I worked in as far as the job itself went. However, anyone who believes that The Office was far-fetched really should watch it. It’s hard to believe that it is a real place – if you didn’t know you’d think it was just another fly-on-the-wall spoof documentary.

It’ll be on iPlayer soon, but the live feed announces the show as follows:

Series following staff at a call centre in Swansea. CEO Nev Wilshire plans to improve the performance of admin assistant Kayleigh by finding her a new boyfriend.

You have to read that twice to make sure you saw it right the first time! The CEO in question is the loudest, most irritating bloke you could ever want to meet. He loves yelling, and laughing at his own jokes – just like David Brent in The Office. A “staff night out” was Speed Dating – compered by him, of course. He even warned off a bloke who’d been sniffing around the “Kayleigh” mentioned in the announcement.

It’s one of those reality programmes (like The Apprentice) where all the characters drive you mad – but you have to keep watching.

Eva Longoria – Sheba Cat Food Commercial

I love this ad at the moment. I didn’t realise it was Eva Longoria until I looked it up. It’s for Sheba cat food.

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Mind you, I cringe a bit near the end when she’s dancing around the cat with her feet. It takes me back to a cat we used to have – if you’d have done that with her you’d have ended up in A&E.

BBC3: Licence To Kill

Sophie Morgan, who I mentioned in that last story, was on BBC3 last night in fronting a documentary about fatal road accidents. You can still catch it on iPlayer for the usual limited time.

I started watching it with a very negative mind – Ms Morgan’s attempts (deliberate or otherwise) to try and pin the blame for accidents on poor levels of driving instruction were still fresh. However, it became clear quite early on that the point of this programme was quite different. If anything, it contradicts what Ms Morgan has to say about “training” because it clearly identifies attitude and inexperience as the major causes of accidents.

Ms Morgan went to a boy racer meeting (the “Trafford Motor Cruise”). Interviewing some of the dickheads present, she got quotes such as:

Speed’s like a drug, innit, really?

Are you here for a race?

Yeah! It gets your adrenalin off goin’.

That second one was from a young girl, who looked barely old enough to drive (so still with wet ink on her licence). If you search for that particular “cruise” on Google, you’ll find forum threads with such quotes as this:

hey peeps,

anyone that goes or is interested in going to a well known cruise on the border of eccles and trafford park in manchester just give us a shout back.

i travel down at around 21.30 every friday night, can be anything from 20 to 70 cars there. ANY car is welcome in any condition its mainly to chill and watch races down the straight. theres regularly some Evo’s and Subaru’s going at it as well .

anyone interested in joining ?

its a straight road with a dead end at the bottom, it was basically made for HGV’s to park up on the side to sleep for the night, good surface, makes a good drag strip.

so very legal then…. i hope they dont go over the 30mph limit set down these industrial roads…. i know where you can do 135mph+ legally

course its legal , the police come most weeks, but they dont bother to do anything, too many people really, they just cruise down looking all mean, ask a few questions, then get off again.

they ask stupid questions really, like “what are you doing here” which gets the same answer “just chillin” what else would a load of modded cars be doing together ? racing each other down the big long road ? noooo…dont be silly

Back to the documentary, it was harrowing to see the aftermath of the crashes. But it was also surprising to hear the parents of the motorcyclist who was apparently killed on a “cruise” while driving at speeds approaching those of the Space Shuttle on re-entry – having only had his licence for a year -appearing to defend his behaviour somewhat. His mother said he “never grew up”, and his dad likened him and his motorcycle to a young girl and her horse:

…[It’s like] young girls and horses. What do you do? Do you take the horse off them because they’ve fallen off twice [spreads hands questioningly]…

Unfortunately, it’s not the same thing at all. Not by a million miles. It just illustrates something else I’ve said in various articles on here – that the problems go far deeper and farther back in time than just the individual involved. And by that, I mean that the parents (and society, as it deals with youngsters) are directly responsible for much of this attitude.

At about seventeen and half minutes into the documentary, Ms Morgan says something that I have said again and again:

One in three of all people who die on the roads is under 25. Experts say that that’s because young drivers are more likely to take risks.

But with less experience, they are less able to cope with those risks – especially if something goes wrong.

So, that’s two nails Ms Morgan’s hit on the head. Wrong attitude, and not as good as they think they are. You can’t help note the irony between this conclusion, and that other BBC show – Barely Legal Drivers –  where an ex-cop talks up the most appalling driving to try and find good where none exists.

Although it might seem unfair to pursue this particular line of thinking in the context of this documentary, I have been unable to find out exactly what happened in the case of Ms Morgan’s accident other than the sanitised couple of sentences on the many websites and media stories in which she features. However, in this programme it is made clear that she was speeding, and she openly admits that it was her fault and she was driving badly, and all credit must go to her for that. But in the last 10 minutes she ruins it all by arguing that new drivers need to be trained better! I cannot for the life of me see how she links her own poor judgement and speeding – and that of all the others featured in the programme – with the need for better driver education! Better upbringing, yes. But not better driving tuition.

No amount of skid pan training is going to stop people behaving like prats, and no driving instructor teaches them to behave that way, either. The whole programme screamed out loud that attitude and behaviour were the key issues in all the accidents discussed. Skid pan training might save the bad driver in question – but what about the innocent bystander? Just because you can handle an artificial skid, it doesn’t mean you can handle a real one, nor does it suddenly become OK to drive at 70 in a 30mph zone, and to T-bone someone’s car as they emerge from a side street. Ms Morgan has it all mixed up.

I find it really difficult to come to terms with the fact that someone so engaging and intelligent could draw such wrong conclusions from the data, and I can’t help think that her obvious bitterness about her accident and resulting disability is clouding her judgement. I agree with her that shock tactics might have some value in addressing the issue – in part. I disagree that this value would be as great as she seems to imply. Since time immemorial, young people have generally ignored facts and gone their own way. You see it with smoking, drug use, and behaving stupidly or illegally over all manner of things – and driving is no different. No matter how “shocked” they are at hard-hitting road shows, the majority of those attending such events will fall back to the teenage standard mode of behaviour quite easily. That’s where the problem is rooted. It’s not that these things don’t have a purpose – but we have to be careful not to overstate that purpose.

The programme concludes with Courtney Meppen-Walter being jailed for the the crash which killed two people and left another brain damaged. Again, Ms Morgan suggests that if he’d “better understood the dangers” then it wouldn’t have happened. What is there to “understand” about a 30mph speed limit? Meppen-Walter was doing twice that, and no instructor would ever have told him that was OK. Meppen-Walter knew it was wrong. Ms Morgan further argues that “we’re not preparing people for the roads” – another shot that misses the mark completely by suggesting that training rather than attitude is the issue.

Putting all of that aside, I’m going to use the programme as part of my own training package. If it shocks even one person into behaving properly when they go out on their own then it will have been of value. But nothing I can do will change everyone.

That responsibility lies with the parents and society.

Edit: I have updated this story here.

Boiling Water On Tap

tapHow on earth did this get by Health & Safety? It’s an accident waiting to happen.

Part of me says it’s a great idea, but when I saw it on TV just now the other part of me said bloody hell, that looks lethal.

What it is is a worktop mounted tap which produces instant boiling water. We’re not just talking about hot water – this is the full 100°C stuff. Real boiling water.

The one in the video has no sink under it, so I’m trying not to think of what would happen if you accidentally turned it on and hot water was blasted onto the surface and splashed down your front and legs. Or if a child – fascinated by the noise – climbed up to turn it on.

The Quooker website calls it “ultra-safe”, but I can’t see any signs (or data on the site) which indicate any kind of fail-safe mechanism being fitted. I could be wrong, but it is just a tap which provides boiling water under pressure.

I wonder what they’ll think of next. Above door heater curtains like you get in big stores using actual flames?

Don’t Spill That Drink!

Some strange things come in on the newsfeeds. A recent one was from a Yahoo! question someone had asked about a film they saw where the driving examiner put a cup of coffee on the dashboard and told the candidate they would pass if they didn’t spill any A Cup of Teaduring the test.

Apparently, the film (American) was called License to Drive (1988), and you can see the clip on YouTube.

I use the same technique sometimes. Not with an actual drink – I’d just get wet if I did that – but if I have a pupil who tends to drive and brake a bit unevenly (e.g. “like a sack of spanners falling down some stairs” is one description I have used before), I might suggest that they imagine they have a cup of tea sitting on the dashboard and that they should try to avoid sloshing any of it into the saucer as they move off and stop. It’s surprising how often it works.

Mind you, before the benefits have kicked in there are other occasions where if we’d been using a real cup and saucer it would have ended up through the windscreen and 20 feet down the road.

Annoying Adverts: IV

Aaargh! Secret Escapes hasn’t gone bankrupt after all. After months without its annoying ad being shown, I was just mugged  by it!

EDIT: As of late 2014/early 2015 Secret Escapes has embarked on a new advertising drive. I must say that the woman is beginning to look a bit past it now.

Another annoying set this year is the ones for Rennie – sponsors of UK Gold. They feature a strange character that looks partly like some sort of sex toy, and partly like a balloon or a haggis. It is supposed to be a stomach, of course, and whoever created these ads was one of that elite class of people in advertising who cannot grasp the simple fact that some things cannot be represented successfully by cartoons, no matter what angle you are trying. The stomach being one of them.

The UK Gold promo is even more annoying, as it has the stomach making farting sounds to the tune of “Deck The Halls”. I suspect the ad-men intended it to be the sound of indigestion, but they’re obviously just as incapable of distinguishing a fart from a burp as they are a stomach from a cuddly toy.