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Learner Driver Kills Her Mother

I just saw this story on the BBC website. Susan Duke, 41, suffered serious head injuries after she was hit by the car being driven by her 17-year old daughter, Lauren.

Details aren’t yet clear, but it is thought Mrs Duke was teaching her daughter at the time.

The accident happened on Monday in the car park of Cuxton Social Club near Rochester, Kent. Mrs Duke died on Wednesday of her injuries.

EDIT: The newsfeed has just told me the story is reported in The Sun. According to this article, the car involved was a Ford Ka, and Mrs Duke was outside guiding her daughter into a parking space whilst reversing.

You really have to read some of the comments people have left at the bottom of this story to realise what scum live in this country. People trying to be clever.

Even on a certain forum, one poster has said:

They look like chavs. It may be quite sad that a girl’s mother has died, but it was the mother’s fault! Who would anyone stand behind a reversing car, especially a learner. It doesn’t surprise me. With names such as ‘Brogan’ and ‘Wayne’, they aren’t the most intelligent people. And they have very common faces.

Why aren’t these people standing next to you when they come out with stuff like this?

Austrian Pasta Man Thinks He’s Funny

This snip in STV reports that an Austrian man has been allowed to wear a pasta strainer on his head on his driver’s licence photo.

Under the mistaken belief that he has a sense of humour, I would guess, Niko Alm said he must wear the utensil for religious reasons. He claims to be a member of the…

…Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose followers call themselves ‘Pastafarians’…

The Austrian authorities have taken 3 years to decide he can do this. Apparently, they asked for him to be assessed by a doctor to make sure he was mentally fit to drive.

I think the doctor should also have been asked to assess the authorities.

Incidentally, Alm is an atheist. In other words, he doesn’t have a religion – he’s just a base-level shit-stirrer.

(I won’t file this under “funny”. Alm isn’t. He’s just an idiot.)

Flying Car for UK?

Pigs Might FlyThe Green Car Website reckons that a flying car approved for use in the USA could soon be approved for use in Europe.

It’s called the Terrafugia, and can do 35mpg on the road at up to 65mph. It’s a two-seater and can fly at 115mph, whereupon it uses 5 gallons of fuel per hour!

In the UK, it would cost £150,000 – and already you can pre-order by paying a $10,000 deposit.

The article explains that Terrafugia is Latin for “escape from land” – reflecting a desire for cars which could escape from the congested roads and soar above the traffic.

What it doesn’t say is that it is also a reflection on how out of touch with reality some people really are!

Apparently (well, obviously), you will need a drivers license AND a pilot’s licence. But anyone who is stupid enough to think it will solve any problems in the UK, with overhead cables and trees, and other air traffic, shouldn’t be let outside alone – nevermind about have driver’s and pilot’s licences!

Precisely how (and where) you would attain take-off velocity anywhere other than at an airport is currently not being considered.

Its wingspan of just under 30 feet also raises questions. You’d need one of the wider stretches of the M25 to even think about launching it – and we all know what the M25 is like in terms of getting up to 3rd gear, let alone take-off velocity.

One of my pupils raised a valid point. He said it’s bad enough with crashes in two dimensions, without adding a third. Of course, that would also raise issues for innocent road users already adversely affected by lunatics on the road coming at them from the left and the right. You wouldn’t want to add above to all that, would you?

Canada’s Bad… and Racist Drivers

The Toronto Sun makes a comment about the standard of driving in Canada. The article is about 120 words long, and doesn’t actually say much other than a national poll saying 75% of Canadians think driving standards are worse than 50 years ago. And this needed a poll?

I think the Canadians have been taking lessons from the UK on how to state the obvious.

Far more interesting is Canada’s massive problems with racism and prejudice. Take a look at some of the comments that people have left at the foot of that story. If you said any of that stuff in the UK you’d be arrested.

Mind you, a couple of comments did ring a bell with what happens over here:

Bad driving habits? Talk to the stupid people who brake driving uphill, the idiots who do 20 under the speed limit, causing a huge line up of cars behind them, the jerks who do not turn off their high beams when coming at you at nightime. Or how about the tools that dont know how to park, people who rip up ahead on a bottleneck road and force their way in, when people have been waiting for minutes already. [edited by DOAADI for racist rant]

Another favourite of mine are the people who brake because someone in another lane puts on their brakes. Most people are sheep and do not focus on driving. I drove professionally for years. It is near impossible to make a decent living driving in the Toronto area.

A lot of that could almost be taken from here, couldn’t it?

Blind Drivers?!

It’s quite frightening, but they are being serious.

This article reports that blind people were put behind the wheel of manual cars on a test track in Cologne. For some inexplicable reason, it is deemed boastworthy that the fastest one of these blind drivers got the car “up to 74mph”.

The article suggests:

Teaching the blind to drive is an increasingly realistic goal as cameras and sensors become sophisticated and cheap enough that they might one day substitute for sight.

The rough translation of this is as follows: having cameras and computers reliable enough to be a substitute for sight is many, many years off – even if it happens at all.

Ford apparently saw the event as “empowering blind and visually impaired drivers”.

I remember once someone reported that blind people were being taught to drive with the aid of a guide dog in the passenger seat, which was trained to bark once for “turn left” and twice for “turn right”.

The number of people who believed it was amazing. It was published on April 1st.

Quality Driving Lessons Count

An American article, but very relevant to the UK – and anywhere else where driving lessons are conducted.

The article says that better drivers are frequently the product of better-quality driving schools. It doesn’t really expand upon this, being mainly an advisory in the popular mode (the UK media is no better), but the tag line is definitely valid.

VillainI guess the instructor involved in what I saw this afternoon should take note. I’d picked up a pupil for a lesson, and as we were waiting at the end of his street to emerge I saw another learner car go by – and I recognised the driver. A few weeks ago he’d put his lessons on hold to concentrate on his studies (this sometimes happens a lot at this time of year). I’d obviously been at pains to find out if it was anything I’d done at that time, and he assured me it wasn’t.

When I saw this today, I texted him a little later and asked if it was him I’d seen. He said it was, and that this instructor was giving him a few lessons over the summer holidays. I again asked if it was anything I’d done (good instructors are paranoid about things like this), and he telephoned me to assure me it was absolutely nothing to do with me, but his mum was paying and this instructor had told her that her son shouldn’t stop driving otherwise he’d forget everything and never get started again.

That is an absolute load of crap.

The instructor in question must be really desperate for work to have to resort to this type of unprofessional behaviour (Heaven knows what other things were said). It’s a shame such antics don’t get you kicked off the register, because they should.

One thing is certain: you get what you pay for, and someone so desperate for work that they drop prices and provide inaccurate information in order to steal it from other people really are worth even less than that!

The funny part is, though, that my diary is full up. So I guess the last laugh is mine. Of course, my ex-pupil will suffer because he wasn’t far away from test standard, and this cowboy is going to milk him for the summer.

DSA Alert: Find Your Nearest Instructor

An email alert from the DSA:

Online directory of driving instructors launched

  • Only official online directory of qualified, approved driving instructors
  • Over 30,000 qualified instructors signed up to the service
  • Search for qualified, approved instructors in your area

A free online service making it easy for learner drivers to find qualified instructors in their area has been launched today by the Driving Standards Agency (DSA).

Find your nearest driving instructors’ is available on Directgov. It lists fully qualified driving instructors who have signed up to be listed, and allows users to search for instructors closest to them by typing in their postcode.

Learners will also be able to see if an instructor has signed up to the voluntary code of practice and if they are committed to continuing their professional development. The voluntary code of practice sets out the professional standards and business ethics expected of those working in the industry.

Road Safety Minister Mike Penning said:

“This new service will make life easier for learner drivers and parents looking for qualified instructors in their area. I hope that this will allow people to make more informed choices about who they want to teach them to drive.”

Once qualified, approved instructors are tested regularly by DSA to ensure they are delivering the required standard of instruction, and are subject to ongoing enhanced criminal record checks. They display a green badge in their windscreen during lessons.

Trainee driving instructors will not be listed in the directory. However, trainee driving instructors can do a limited amount of teaching to gain experience and must display a pink badge in their windscreen to indicate that they are not yet fully qualified.

Find your nearest driving instructors is at direct.gov.uk/finddrivinginstructor.

Useful links

I’m not quite sure what Penning’s involvement in this is, as the service has been avaialable for some time, dating from before his mob scraped into power.

Autoglass Redundancies (Update)

This is an OLD story.


I mentioned recently that Autoglass was getting rid of 400 jobs.

As a follow-up, a reader has provided the following information (copied exactly as submitted):

The 300 permanent staff that Autoglass are making redundant are having their contracts breached. Autoglass are paying in lieu of notice which by law as to be in your contract, there is nothing in our contracts outlining redundancy. So they have to serve our notice which makes us entitled to benefits and so on, but we aren’t getting them. Pay in lieu of notice terminates our employment today the 15th July 2011. All 300 staff are entitled to take Autoglass to an employment tribunal or even to a civil court for breach of contract.

I stress that this is a comment submitted by a reader.

Workington Theory Tests

I’ve mentioned several times the furore over the DSA’s plans to close the Workington Theory Test Centre, and how the government was sticking its nose in.

Well, at the end of the day sensible logic lost, and the junior transport minister, Mike Penning, has forced the game result. Although the test centre only does about 3,000 tests a year – it’s capacity is 15,000 tests (so it’s running at only 20% capacity) - this idiotic coalition we are suffering has decided that in spite of all the cuts being made, this is one that shouldn’t be!

Penning has said:

I am clear there should not be a gap in theory test provision in Workington.

If a suitable alternative facility is not in place by September 1, I have arranged for a mobile test centre (bus) to be temporarily placed in the area to ensure continuity.

Can you believe this idiot? The DSA was closing it because it wasn’t cost effective.

And Tony Cunningham, the Workington MP who chose this as his cause célèbre, has wasted no time adding a few noughts to his previous tag line about people having to travel miles to Carlisle (the proposed alternative). It’s now “hundreds of miles” they would have had to travel – if this had dragged on any longer, no doubt it would have risen to “thousands”.

Just to remind Mr Cunningham that Carlisle is 32 miles from Workington.  So the worst that could have happened is that people would have had to travel an extra 32 miles. I don’t think that classifies as “hundreds” – except in Mr Cunningham’s strange world.

Meanwhile, the rest of us – even those who DO live “hundreds of miles” away – are going to have to pay for the three staff who are only 20% occupied.

Driving Test Pass Rates (by Test Centre)

Pass Rate DialI’ve been getting a lot of hits from people looking for driving test centre pass rates.

The DSA used to publish them alongside the details for each test centre, but you could never be sure how reliable they were or even if they even were being kept up to date. I suspect keeping them updated was the reason they stopped doing it – it must be very labour intensive to do.

However, DSA does log the data, so they are available. They recently made the data for the period April 2010 to February 2011 available – split between gender.

As I say on that page, pass rates are not a probability of passing your test. How good a driver you are controls that.