Category - Driving Tests

DSA: New Test Centre At Beeston

This is an old article. Look at the date.


An alert from the DSA (DVSA from2014) informs ADIs that from 27 June 2013, tests will be conducted from a new test centre in Beeston. They did the right thing this time and waited until it was all sorted out before telling people.

The important thing to remember – and I guarantee that this will be too complicated for some people to understand, or impossible for some of them to accept – is that you cannot go into the test centre to practice. Access is controlled by a barrier and a security guard. And it looks like bay parking will be an optional manoeuvre now.

There’s no mention of when tests at Watnall will cease (from late 2014 tests recommenced at Watnall to cover for the closure of the Clarendon Street trial). It is possible that they will continue for the foreseeable future given the horrendous waiting time that has built up (no available tests are shown before the end of September).

DSA: Examiner Strike, 31 May 2013

Another display of stupidity by the union fossils. A strike is planned for Friday, 31 May 2013, but candidates are advised to turn up for tests as usual.

Remember that not all examiners are foolish enough to be members of the union and of those that are, they’re not so foolish that they will all take part in any strike action. Certainly around my way all tests appeared to go ahead during the last strike. However, be aware that the further north you travel, IQs seem to dip sharply, and so the desire to be involved in strike action does seem to be greater in these more northerly places.

There is also the possibility that the union will call off the strike at the last minute. It did that a few strikes ago, and all those who cancelled/changed their test dates did so needlessly.

Remember that it is not the DSA who is to blame here. It is an on going dispute over pensions, and it is affecting large parts of the civil service.

Driving Test Booking Scammers

The ASA has slammed Book Your Practical Test Online Ltd for the second time in less than 6 months. You may remember I reported on another of their adjudications in January this year. That last one was following deliberate attempts to look exactly like the old DirectGov booking site.

This time they have been pulled up over claims that they are “the fastest” and “the easiest” way to book your test online. Both claims were total bollocks even before ASA got on to the case. This time, Book Your Practical Test Online Ltd appears not even to have responded to the ASA to try and defend themselves, and ASA has concluded the same as me – that the claims are total bollocks (though not in those same words, of course).

I have a very low opinion of these scam artists. The only reason they get away with it is because English Law doesn’t have any balls, but plenty of loopholes for these bottom feeders to play with. They should not be doing this at all. It doesn’t matter that you include in your small print all sorts of disclaimers when you are purposely trying to mislead people with the big print and make them spend more than they need to by pretending you’re something you’re not.

Recently, two of my pupils have got caught in the web. Neither was aware that they were not booking directly with the DSA – and that’s where my argument comes into play. Book Your Practical Test Online Ltd knows full well that most people will fall into this category, and their previous deliberate attempts to mimic the DSA’s own website prove that beyond doubt. Let’s face facts here: no one in their right mind is going to pay £82 when they could be paying £62 with the DSA.

One pupil (around Christmas) had booked her test, and she phoned me to say that they’d told her they would get back to her when the test was booked! Alarm bells went off, and I immediately asked how much she’d paid. When she told me (£20 more than the DSA price) I informed her she had used a scam site. Fortunately, they’re not such big scammers that they won’t refund people’s money – they’d be shut down and prosecuted if they did that – and she got her money back and booked properly.

The second pupil tried to book her test a few weeks ago. She told me she couldn’t get online to book, as it wasn’t showing any free dates. Initially, I said the system must be down and to try the next day. But when she phoned me again because it was still not working properly, she added “and it’s more expensive than last time”. Again, alarm bells rang and it was confirmed she’d been sucked in by them.

These sorts of scammers deliberately engineer it so they come up in Google searches where they shouldn’t. And they have sponsored links in Google which means they guarantee themselves a prime place on any search to do with test booking. Even if you use “DSA” in your search, they still come up – indeed, adding “DSA” brings some of them higher up the normal search results, so it is clear what they are up to.

I should point out that anyone using Book Your Practical Test Online Ltd probably will get a test (I can’t comment on the others, though some will just take your money and run because they’re not even based in the UK). But people are unwittingly paying extra for something they didn’t want, ask for, or need, and they may get the run-around as a result. And that’s what makes it a scam.

It’s good to see that the DSA is using ASA to attack these scumbags.

Remember: to book your driving test, go to the DSA site. Do not use any other site.

Watnall Test Centre Pass Rates

This is an old story from 2011. Note the amendment at the bottom.


That made me smile. Someone found the blog on the search term “Watnall test centre first time pass rate”.

As I reported recently, Watnall began conducting tests from 1 March 2013 on a temporary basis. Pass rates are usually updated every 3 months, and the last publication date was 28/2/2013. They are overall pass rates – they don’t go into detail about how many tries candidates had before passing. Such information has to be requested specifically, and often doesn’t exist anyway.

I have just updated the article I wrote on the probability of passing your test. Basically, if you can drive well then you stand a good chance of passing. If you aren’t ready for your test then you stand a good chance of failing. It’s down to ability – not probability.


Update: Watnall commenced conducting tests again from August 2014.

What is the pass rate at Watnall?

You can find current statistics on the DVSA’s website at GOV.UK. However, the pass rate at any given test centre has no bearing whatsoever on your chances of passing. You need to be able to drive properly to pass the test, and given that you are asking this question I would lay odds that you aren’t familiar with the Watnall test area – and that can affect your chances of passing.

Driving Tests In Bromsgrove

This story from the Bromsgrove Standard says that driving tests will be available from Halfords in Bromsgrove from 19 June 2013. Tests will be conducted on Wednesdays and Fridays – the first time the town has had tests there in over 17 years.

I have my own reservations about this decentralisation thing. For a start, I’m fairly certain that the examiners conducting tests have not been employed in addition to those already covering Redditch and Birmingham, so it isn’t difficult to imagine who will be providing cover for Bromsgrove. You all know what happens when you spread butter too thinly, so you don’t need me to spell it out.

Bromsgrove managed perfectly well for 17 years without a test centre, so it is hard to find the logic in stretching the services at Redditch and Birmingham more thinly just so it can have one. Well, not unless you count trying to win votes as logical – this is, after all, a LibCon initiative.

Costa Rica: 7 Out Of 10 Fail New Driving Test

This story from Costa Rica says that the failure rate of a new driving test – a preliminary one, which learners have to pass before they can drive unaided – costa_ricais 65%. It says that causes of failure have shaking hands, knocking over cones, not being able to reverse, and even knocking over the examiner!

Apparently, those who have hit the examiner claim it was just “bad luck”. However, the Costa Rican Times correctly asks if it would still be “bad luck” if they knocked over a child while out on their own. Some individuals have failed 15 times so far.

But it seems that Costa Rica has exactly the same problems that we do, with a surfeit of cynical know-it-alls. It goes on to suggest that since the test costs $10, it is possible that people are failed deliberately in order to increase revenue, and it cites failed candidates claiming that the test and examiners are “too strict”.

People the world over need to get it into their heads that ANY system run by human beings is open to corruption. A small amount cannot be proven, but a large amount can. Trying to talk one up into the other is the favoured approach of the typical looney/conspiracy theorist.

Licence To Kill: Update

Following on from the BBC3 show I mentioned a few days ago, a story appeared in The Telegraph. It provides a little extra information and comment.

I mentioned previously that I couldn’t find any specific information relating to Sophie Morgan’s accident, which left her in a wheelchair. In this new story, she states that she was sober having been to a party until 4am, whereupon the group decided to then travel to an “after-party”. They were all “singing loudly” as she misjudged a bend at 70mph and spun off into a field, rolling three times before coming to a stop.

She says:

I often find myself thinking now that, as odd as it sounds, the accident was the best thing that could have happened to me.

I’m not going to go into that side of things too deeply, but you can make up your own mind from what you read in the Telegraph about the party, the times of day involved, and anything else you can glean from the description. All I will say is that the quote above points to very understandable attempts by Ms Morgan to deal with the most life-changing event imaginable in the most positive way possible. She is to be applauded for such a positive outlook, but there is still no denying the obvious mistake Ms Morgan makes in using it as some sort of absolute reference point on which to base her views on driving. It is not absolute – it is highly personal and very skewed.

The article is an extension of Ms Morgan’s current crusade concerning new drivers. Therefore, she refers to the other current BBC show, Barely Legal Drivers, saying that the mistakes being made by those on the programme make her “flinch and squirm”. Well, they make me flinch and squirm, too. However, unlike Ms Morgan, my first consideration is that the people featured on that show have been chosen specifically for TV purposes. They conform to what reality show researchers deem “good TV”, and so are loud, obnoxious, giggly, sexually uninhibited, photogenic (in TV researcher terms, anyway)… and have demonstrably questionable driving skills at the outset, which are exacerbated by all the previous characteristics and an obvious desire to play up to the cameras.

Not all new drivers are like that.

I will repeat something I have said before – something which is not just my opinion, but simply a statement of the way it is. The driving test is just the first step on a lifelong learning curve. It always has been.

When I first passed my test, by definition I was inexperienced. However, the big difference between me (and most other new drivers) and the people featured in the Barely Legal Drivers programme was that I wasn’t full of myself. I wasn’t trying to get my 15 minutes of fame on TV, nor was I playing up to a camera fitted in my car or following me into nightclubs. My aim, each time I went out, was to try and use what I’d learned on my lessons and previous solo journeys and not to hit anyone or anything. Therefore, I drove carefully and succeeded in that aim. While I was doing it, I gained experience, and it explains why I now do the job I do.

But it isn’t just me. Not one of my ex-learners has been involved in a serious accident since passing their tests. A couple have had minor bumps, but there is a world of difference between a low-speed shunt or minor prang and bouncing your car off a tree or embankment and into a field at 70mph in the dead of night – and I’ll come back to that difference later. Now, I have no control over how my ex-pupils choose to drive. In fact, if one of them decided to drive at 70mph on a country lane in the dark with a load of drunk mates, made a mistake, and rolled into a field, it definitely wouldn’t be as a result of something I’d taught them. Nor would it be as a result of something I hadn’t taught them. It would be their own damned fault for being stupid.

The people featured in Licence To Kill do not represent the majority of new drivers – certainly not those I’ve taught, anyway. Of one of those featured, Jayme Mann, Ms Morgan says:

…who was just a year older than me when she was found guilty of careless driving. She, too, was driving at night on an empty rural road, and, like me, was sober and seat-belted when she lost control of her car…

The judge blamed the accident on her lack of driving experience and Jayme confessed to me that she had no idea how to correct the steering mistakes she had made on the dark and wet road that fatal night. That’s because, like me, she had never been taught what to do in those conditions; it is not required to pass the test. I believe this is a terrible mistake.

NOT ONE NORMAL DRIVER OUT THERE ON THE ROADS HAS BEEN TAUGHT HOW TO DEAL WITH A RURAL BEND SKID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AS A RESULT OF DRIVING LIKE AN IDIOT! SKID PAN TRAINING DOESN’T COVER IT, EITHER. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN – EVER.

You see, when we cover the emergency stop, I discuss with all my pupils how to handle a skid. How to steer gently into it, and how to regain control. Skid pan training goes a small step further by allowing people to actually put that into practice. But nothing deals with a frightened rabbit of a new driver, distracted for an endless number of reasons, slamming into a tree and bouncing into a field because they misjudged a dark bend in the middle of the night as a result of driving too fast for their level of experience.

Prevention is better than cure. In fact, prevention is the only sensible way of dealing with it.

Ms Morgan disagrees with government plans to impose more restrictions on new drivers. She says that “restrictions aren’t the most obvious solution”, when the presence of such restrictions would clearly have prevented her own accident (if she’d chosen to abide by them, of course). She then says:

…it is estimated that poor attitude and behaviour contribute to 19 out of 20 crashes. Surely we need to change how we initially learn to drive, so we understand the impact our attitude and behaviour has on our safety?

How on earth does she draw that conclusion? Poor attitude and behaviour are to blame, so improve driver training? What on earth is she talking about?

But it all becomes clear at the end:

I have become an ambassador for Drive iQ, one example of a free online programme specially developed by traffic psychologists which allows students to experience simulated versions of driving in difficult conditions…

I’ve written about DriveIQ before (while they were still a2om, when the latest government proposals were first mooted, and when Ms Morgan first started making ill-informed comments about learning to drive). The pieces of the jigsaw are gradually falling into place, as it appears the those “ill-informed comments” are actually DriveIQ propaganda. Other DriveIQ propaganda includes statements such as:

Traditional driving lessons concentrate on the technical skills needed to pass the test but have failed to evolve to prevent statistics that show 19 out of 20 road accidents are caused by poor attitude and behaviour, not vehicle-handling skills.

Drive iQ was developed to fill the gaping void in the current learning process.

Those two are what Ms Morgan has quoted parrot-fashion. Again, you have to ask the question: if attitude and behaviour are the real problems, and not driving skills, how does playing a simulation where you smash into a tree or a kerb fix that?

In our Drive iQ test, Lauren [a new driver] had failed to recognise the dangers we were in [and “crashed”], despite having passed the test to hold a UK licence. If the situation had been real, Lauren would have helped bolster the shocking statistic that one in five young people crashes in the first six months of driving.

If I had had the opportunity to watch the simulation of a crash like mine play out on a computer screen, my life would have turned out very differently.

I hope anyone reading all this remembers DriveIQ – and the fact that we live in a country with a burgeoning compensation culture – if they have an accident after passing their tests. After all, if you’re going to claim (or allow someone to claim for you) that you’ve discovered the Holy Grail for preventing accidents, you’ve got a hell of a lot to live up to.

A computer simulation will not teach you how to deal with that 3am bend in the dark and wet, when you’re doing 70mph and arguing with someone in the car or trying to send a Tweet to someone on your mobile. You shouldn’t be doing 70mph or using your bloody phone in the first place. And if you’re so stupid that the threat of a ban and prison isn’t enough to stop you, seeing some video nasties – or starring in one via a simulation – isn’t likely to have much effect either.

Test Pass: 20/4/2013

tick_2Well done Rachel, who passed today with six driver faults. She was the only pupil I’ve taken to test this year who was still to pass – her third attempt, But she nailed it this time.

She’s been a very pleasant pupil to teach right from the start. She was initially over-cautious as a result of an accident she’d witnessed in her home country, and it took some time to get her to drive at an appropriate speed and not to overreact to cars she saw approaching from minor roads. But we dealt with it.

This puts my pass rate for the year above 70% out of thirteen tests, which I’m happy with after that bad start with two fails (one of which was Rachel).

Nissan, Mazda, Honda, Toyota Recalls And Driving Tests

An email alert from the DSA advises that the listed vehicles will not be accepted for test unless you can produce a letter proving that remedial work under the manufacturer’s recall has been carried out.

The full details of which vehicles are involved are given in the embedded link, here. The following vehicles are affected:

  • Mazda 6
  • Honda Jazz
  • Honda CR-V
  • Honda Stream
  • Honda Civic Coupe
  • Toyota Corolla
  • Toyota Picnic
  • Toyota Yaris
  • Toyota Camry
  • Toyota Avensis
  • Toyota Avensis Verso
  • Toyota Lexus SC430
  • Nissan Almera
  • Nissan Almera Tino
  • Nissan Terrano
  • Nissan Navara
  • Nissan Patrol
  • Nissan X-Trail
  • Nissan Pathfinder (imported)

All vehicles registered between 2000 and 2004 with registrations W, X, Y, 01, 51, 02, 52, 03, 53, and 04 are potentially affected.

It was only announced a few days ago that this recall was taking place, and any responsibility for the problems which arise from it are down to whoever supplied the faulty airbags which are at the bottom of the whole issue. The DSA is not to blame, and it has responded quickly – and quite correctly – to the situation. If a fault is deemed serious enough to warrant a recall, and if it involves airbags or brakes, the DSA would be on dangerous ground if it allowed tests to go ahead, irrespective of how many have unknowingly gone ahead since 2000/2004.

I notice on certain forums that the usual people have already got their daggers buried up to the hilt in the DSA’s ribs over this. Judging by what they’re saying, these ADIs just don’t have a clue about recalls and the legal situation with regards the DSA conducting tests in vehicles with proven faults. They think they do, of course. But they don’t.