I’ve written before about how food is being screwed up by the morons who have decided salt is bad for you. Most recently, I had a kebab from Shak’s (in Clifton) and the meat had no flavour whatsoever because they’d taken the bloody salt out of it.
Salt makes food taste good. You can’t get a decent Chinese takeaway anymore, because the rice is cooked without any salt and the soy sauce they use is definitely not like it used to be. Even Indian food is beginning to suffer.
It’s got to the point where I make my own.
And now – according to a story I saw today in various media – Heinz has screwed up HP Sauce by almost halving its salt content. On the one hand, they are only “following government guidelines” – but then you think “hang on! You don’t have to follow guidelines, do you?”
We’ve been using salt for thousands of years. The only people who are likely to suffer ill-effects from eating it are those who overdo it, and those already predisposed to hypertension who overdo it.
Oh, and if you eat preprocessed crap (OK, not my kebabs and Indians) it’s no wonder you’re overdoing the salt intake.
Following on from my last post about that BBC programme which looked at new scientific findings about weight loss, I noticed tonight that Marks & Spencer is advertising a new range of “Simply Fuller Longer” meals. They contain high protein – one of the key points made by the BBC programme.
Exclusive to M&S, the range was launched in January 2010. The range was developed with expert advice from scientists at the Rowett Institute of Nutrition and Health at the University of Aberdeen. The Rowett Institute is renowned for its ground-breaking research on effective weight-loss and their work has shown that diets higher in protein result in more effective weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet.
It’s interesting how these things work, and how people think. Only the night before I watched one of those UKTV Food programmes – Monster Munchies – which is hosted by Matt Dawson (a former rugby player). On this show, they have two teams competing to make giant versions of common well-known dishes or snacks. Usually, the finished articles are disgusting because you’ve seen how much they’ve messed around with them to get them to work.
On the programme I saw, the challenge was to make a giant Scotch Egg. Matt Dawson repeatedly turned his nose up at the idea of eating a Scotch Egg – he didn’t go into detail, but I think the point was that eggs and sausage meat are unhealthy (in his opinion), hence his dislike of the things.
If the evidence about protein is correct – and there’s no reason to doubt it – the occasional Scotch Egg (and the protein it contains) isn’t so bad after all. Particularly if you make it yourself and eat it as part of a calorie-controlled diet.
As I said in that last post, ADIs are often quite sedentary and managing their health and weight is something they need to be in control of.
The programme starts by explaining that visceral fat – fat which fills body cavities and surrounds organs – is the most dangerous kind, and can lead to various health problems including cancer and Type 2 Diabetes. It is this fat which gives people enhanced waistlines even if they aren’t overtly fat, but it is also the first fat to be burnt when a person starts dieting/exercising.
Just stopping eating – as in the classic diet – is no good. You’ve got to consider other things, too.
The 10 things were as follows (all backed up with current scientific evidence):
Don’t skip breakfast/meals – if you do, your brain makes you crave high-calorie foods to compensate.
Use smaller plates – if you change your plate size from 12″ to 10″ and you could eat up to 22% less food.
Calories matter – for example, a chicken dinner with potatoes and vegetables is quite possibly more than you can eat, but a fruit smoothie containing the same number of calories can be knocked back in seconds.
Don’t blame your metabolism – you’re just eating more calories than you are burning.
Protein makes you feel fuller for longer.
The exact same meal served as a soup instead of separate items with a glass of water keeps your stomach full for longer.
The wider the choice, the more you will eat.
Dairy calcium causes you to excrete more fat – twice as much as the non-dairy equivalent diet.
Moderate exercise carries on burning fat for up to 24 hours after you do it. The actual excercise burns very little, but the main effect occurs after you stop.
Even small changes to the amount of exercise you do burns a significant amount of calories – up to 240 just by going up and down the stairs a few times and maybe walking to the shops.
Obviously, you have to make up your own mind. But it is something that a lot of driving instructors really ought to think about – sitting down all day is not good for the waistline!
What IS interesting is that if you Google for information on weight loss, the advice is all old. It advises just eating less and becoming some sort of herbivore. As the presenter of the BBC show said (and he is a trained doctor), when he was at medical school, they were just taught that calories are calories, when modern science is saying absolutely the opposite.
The most annoying TV ad in the world (at the moment). That damned Heinz Tomato Soup one where they are all spitting (sorry: blowing) on to spoons of soup to some idiotic tune you cannot make out.
I must admit I thought they’d responded to customer complaints – I got a lot of hits when I posted it back in October, so it’s obvious I wasn’t the only one who hated it. And it hasn’t been shown since then… until just now. But no doubt someone at Heinz has stubbornly decided they can’t just waste all the money they spent on advertising it and resurrected it.
It’s in a different guise (they will have had several made all at once), but it’s still annoying from the first microsecond onwards. It is a surefire guarantee I won’t be buying any Heinz Tomato Soup anytime soon.
EDIT 2/10/2011: I was going to write another article about this damned advert – which has made a very unwelcome return to our TV screens – but the number of hits I’m suddenly getting speaks for itself.
Heinz is staffed by idiots if it think this is going to sell more soup. I lunge for the remote control mute button the second it comes on.
It’s obvious they have grave doubts, because they took it off around the time I first mentioned it, put it back on again, then took it off once more. At no time did it get the usual wall-to-wall showings. They were obviously testing the water.
Look, Heinz people. The advert stinks. You’ve wasted money on it. You will not increase sales of Tomato Soup by showing it (I, for one, will never buy Heinz Tomato Soup again as a result of the damned thing). Get rid of it and make a decent one that doesn’t involve the sound of bodily functions.
EDIT 10/10/2011: Someone said to me yesterday “have you seen that advert where they’re blowing on soup? I have to turn the TV off when it comes on”.
Get wise, Heinz. You’re damaging your sales while you keep showing it. It’s the most annoying ad ever.
I was looking for a recipe for sweet onion relish, when I came upon this site: Cheese-Burger.net.
I’ve been obsessed with the TV show Man vs. Food of late, and I cannot believe what you can get in American fast food joints compared with here in the UK.
I’ve made a few Strombolis, and it was the same show which made me want a decent sweet onion relish recipe.
There are some great recipes on this site, so as long as you’re not a muesli-muncher it’s well worth a visit. Actually, they do have at least one vegetarian recipe, so even if you are a muesli-muncher – and you have the energy to click your mouse button – it’s still worth a look.
I’ve not tried any of the recipes yet – I only found the site this afternoon – but I’ll mention them when I do.
I keep getting hits for this. Well, I’ve already posted elsewhere that the best Indian takeaway in the area is Curry2Night in West Bridgford. However, there are some other decent takeaways in the area.
Curry2Night in West Bridgford – 0115 9811 712
The best kebabs come from Shaks in Clifton – tel. 0115 9844 666. They also do a passable curry (and pizzas, but I’ve not had one of those).
A good Chinese is had at Yeung Chow in Clifton – tel. 0115 9216 070.
Another decent Indian is Everest Tandoori in Ruddington – tel. 0115 9848 358.
Update (July 2011): I had a kebab from Shaks last week and it was bloody tasteless. They appear to have been infected by the must-remove-all-salt-from-everything disease. Unfortunately, this screws up any meat dish, and totally screws up any form of fast food. To be fair to Shak’s, they’re still one of the best around, and they buy in their kebab meat, so it’s the supplier who is to blame.
Why can’t people get it into their bloody heads that you do not eat kebabs, Chinese, or Indian food from a takeaway because you are on a calorie-controlled, low-sodium diet!!!
A bit of a lean period on the music front of late. But I went to the Nottingham Arena tonight to see Paramore on the opening night of their UK tour.
When we ordered the tickets there was no problem: like the music, want to see the band.
In the interim, however, I was worried to see Hayley Williams collaborating with rap artist B.o.B. on the various music channels. I hate rap. And to make matters worse, I realised soon after we’d booked that B.o.B. was the supporting act.
Now, I still hate rap. But to be fair to B.o.B. he put on a decent show (there was only one obligatory “motherf***er”), and a couple of songs were quite rock-like. He still had the pointless dancers, of course, but then that’s what rap is. And some of the time it was impossible to work out where some of the sound was coming from – it sure as hell wasn’t coming from anyone who was holding an instrument, of that I’m certain. He also managed to get a few spectacular vocals immediately after taking the mike away from his mouth (if it wasn’t miming, then there was one hell of a backing track being used).
Naturally, the bass was so intense that your heart was struggling not to go into arrhythmia, and my trousers were shaking!
Hayley Williams came on to duet with him on their collaboration song.
Anyway, after the set change, Paramore came on. I have to say that they were excellent. It was difficult to hear any of the lyrics, and the sound was very intense just as you’d expect. But they put on a very polished show, with enough rawness to keep it in the rock camp. Hayley seemed genuinely surprised at the size of the venue and the number of people there (it wasn’t a full house, but it was close), and she was clearly happy at the reception they got.
They did a few acoustic numbers (as well as a country one – they are from Tennessee, after all), but the set was predominantly tracks which define the sound for which they are famous.
As I said, an excellent show.
On the side of it all, the audience was refreshingly short (and young – with weak bladders, meaning there was a constant flow in and out), so visibility was good. Not many were old enough to drink, so getting beer was easy at the break. A few songs required people to hold up lighters until their thumbs got too hot to carry on (that always cracks me up). And initially, you had to put up with the forest of iPhones until peoples arms got tired or batteries ran out.
Afterwards, we went for a pretty decent curry at Anoki (just round the corner). Mind you, it was bloody expensive. Main courses started at £14, and anything decent was nearer £17. Starters were £7, and rice and naan were £3 each. God knows how much the beer cost. It was lucky they were doing a 2 for 1 offer on main courses (we didn’t know about this before we went in), otherwise our £85 bill for four would have been closer to £120!
There weren’t many people in, even though thousands were walking past outsode. I can’t work out if that was because of the price, or perhaps because everyone else was off for a Happy Meal.
I’ve written before about farm shops, and how you can get some good stuff from them.
I often use Red Down farm shop in Highworth, Wiltshire for my eggs, although I must admit to having had a couple of dodgy experiences recently – once with about 50% of the three dozen eggs I’d bought being bad (green and smelly), and then with two dozen eggs being several weeks away from freshness (they ran across the entire pan when you cracked them, then I found a bad one after I’d had them a week or two).
You do expect “fresh” eggs to have been laid… well, if not that morning, perhaps a day or two before.
I have a new pupil at the moment who lives out at Bleasby. I noticed there was a farm shop – Gonalston farm shop – on the A612 on the way out there. They used the right bait to snag me: a chalked sign on the road saying “2kg beef rump £20”. So once when I had time, I went in.
It’s quite a big place, and the staff are extremely helpful. The meat counter is a full-on butchers. I bought some of the meat they’d advertised and a couple of dozen eggs. The meat was local, and as tender as anything when cooked. The eggs were obviously very fresh, sitting pertly in the pan when cracked.
Every now and then I get a craving for some Chinese-style ribs. Here’s a recipe for a suitable barbecue sauce when you’re making them.
2 tbsp
Olive Oil
2
Onions
4
Garlic Cloves
2
Chillies
2 tsp
Fennel Seeds
4 tbsp
Brown Sugar
1 tbsp
Five-spice powder
100g
Soy Sauce
400g
Tomato Ketchup
To taste
Black Pepper
400g tin
Chopped Tomatoes
Put the oil in a large pan, add the onions (finely chopped), and fry gently until just beginning to colour at the edges. Add the garlic and fry for a couple of minutes, stirring all the time. Then add the chillies (chopped), Fennel seeds, sugar, Five-spice, soy sauce, and ketchup. Stir until everything comes together, then add the chopped tomatoes. Season to taste with black pepper. Simmer gently for about an hour, stirring regularly to make sure it doesn’t catch, then take off the heat. Once cool, it will keep in a sealed container in the fridge for quite a while.
When cooking ribs, although you can use proper ribs if you want to, it is far better to use belly pork. Make sure you cook the belly pork (or ribs) before you start coating them with the sauce, otherwise it will burn and taste bitter.
Preheat the oven to Gas Mark 4 or 5. Rub the belly pork with a little Olive Oil, then season well with salt – especially the rind to make it go crispy. Ideally, place it on a rack in a roasting tray and cook for about 30-60 minutes, then turn over and cook for a further 30 minutes.
Coat the pork ribs with the sauce on one side and cook for another 30 minutes, then flip them over and repeat for the other side.
Obviously, timings are approximate and will be hugely different if you try this on a barbecue.