You read a lot of crap about how long it takes for CRB checks to come back, and how it’s all the fault of the DSA, or anyone else the complainant doesn’t like.
I wrote recently about my own application for a CRB check in lieu of my impending green badge renewal this October. I sent off my documents, and two or three working days later they came back. Apparently, my birth certificate had somehow ceased to be evidence of my birth – which was odd, because I’m pretty sure it was the same one I used when I applied for my previous CRB check.
Anyway, I took my driving licence instead directly to the TMGCRB office in Ruddington. This, too, was returned two or three days later – fortunately, it hadn’t become unsuitable evidence as to my identity, and all was well.
I delivered my driving licence around midday on 13th July. This morning, I got my CRB check through all ready for my application for my green badge renewal in a few months time.
It took 17 days (if you include the day I took my licence in, and today).
Thinking about it, I reckon those stories you hear about it taking months and months have got a lot more to do with the applicant being a grape short of a full bunch than they are to do with TMGCRB taking too long.