Show Off Learner Jailed For Hitting Grandmother Whilst Speeding

This one makes you step back and think. Akif Hussain was on a provisional licence, was driving uninsured and unsupervised, and was showing off to his mates when he slammed into a 74-year old woman in Nelson, Lancs. He was driving at 59mph in a 30mph zone.

He was jailed for 18 months, ordered to pay £2,000, which he had saved up, in compensation to Mrs Gribble, banned for two years and must take an extended retest.

What pulls you up, though, is the fact that he is a charity worker for the British Heart Foundation, is an IT student, and has worked with disabled children.

It just goes to show that even the nice people can behave like total prats when they’re in a car, and especially when they’re young, immature, and inexperienced.

Driving Instructor Claims Spark ASA Investigation

The ASA received complaints about claims being made by a driving instructor on his website. Kelvin White, of Tiverton, was claiming a first time pass rate of 80% and someone made a complaint.

He has since removed the claims. In reading his comments in that article in This Is The West Country, he seems to be another instructor who either doesn’t understand statistics,  or one who understands them all too well. You see, the problem is that ADIs are always looking for a USP (unique selling point) and although pass rates are hardly unique, very high ones are perceived as being so.

No ADI in the UK with a statistically significant number of tests under his belt can claim 100%. However, if he is selective with his data then he can sometimes get very close.

At one point this year (2013), my first time pass rate was 100%. But at the start of last year even my overall pass rate was 0% (a single pupil failed his test four or five times in a relatively short period, and I don’t think anyone else had a test in the same period). Pass rates are great when they’re high, but they are awful when they’re low, and people who put them on their websites are not going to report low ones.

I don’t quote pass rates on my school website. I mention them on here from time to time, and I only use figures for the calendar year in question because that’s all that matters to me. It means a warts-and-all figure – it’s 57% for the year to date, with 12 passes from 21 tests – which is the only figure that comes even close to meaning anything. But if I wanted to be creative (and deliberately misleading), I could quote the percentage as a function of the number of pupils who have had tests, and that puts my percentage up to 70%. And although it didn’t occur to me to check it again until now, my first time pass rate – expressed as a percentage of my test passes – is 67%, although as a percentage of all tests it is only 38%. And I could really make the figures look good if I took out certain pupils – who would know?. You can see the problem here.

And claims made by individual schools for marketing purposes completely overlook the differences in pass rates in different parts of the same county and especially across the country as a whole. Test centres out in the sticks usually have higher local pass rates than those in the middle of dense urban conurbations – particularly if there is a lower proportion of non-UK nationals taking tests.

Kelvin White seems to object to the ASA’s requirement for pass rates to be updated monthly with evidence, instead of just six-monthly.

An ASA spokeswoman said: “We received a complaint about advertising on the Kelvin White Driving School website which stated ‘you will also benefit from our first time pass rate of over 80% across the whole of the driving school’.”

Again, you can see the problem. You can’t just select your favourite pass rate and then use it as a marketing slogan for ever and a day. It will change – probably downwards in the real world, especially if you chose a high one at the start – and once you start boasting about the good results you commit yourself to having to publicise the bad ones if you don’t want to fall foul of the ASA. And that is quite right.

Another Theory Test Scamming Site Is Caught

I wrote recently about how Book Your Practical Test Online Ltd. had been found in breach of various advertising codes of practice by the ASA. It was the Book your theory test at the official DSA sitesecond time that same company had been found in breach in six months – the first was when they had deliberately used the old Directgov livery on their site to make themselves look exactly like the then official DSA booking site.

In this latest case from the Daily Mirror, “book-theory-test-online” (the site is currently down, probably as a result of this) – run by Waqar Ashraf, of Saltley, Birmingham – has been fined £85,000 for its own scamming attempts.

Ashraf gave a “pass protection guarantee”, where you were guaranteed a free re-test if you failed. But the small print said you only got that if you scored 42 out of 50 (the pass mark is 43/50). Any other score made you ineligible. But Ashraf also used 0905 premium rate numbers, and as well as the basic £31 for the test people were paying around £52 on phone calls. One person was charged £95 on calls alone.

Book your practical test at the official DSA siteIt was that phone line scam that Ashraf was fined for by the premium rate phone line regulator PhonepayPlus. Several of those who complained also stated that they thought they were phoning the DSA. As well as the £85,000 fine, Ashraf has been ordered to refund all the complainants in full within 28 days.

According to the Mirror a second company, Book Your Theory Test Limited – owned by Farhan Reham (Rehman) – had also been slated for charging an additional £28.50 for “unlimited re-tests”, but its small print also made the same 42/50 proviso as Ashraf. The business address Reham/Rehman uses for that scam is the same one Ashraf has been using. A third scam site – book-your-driving test – is also listed as operating from that same address. As the Mirror says:

It’s a bogus address, none of them have offices there.

It’s a bogus address, and a bogus operation. A complete scam. All of these sites are. The only place anyone should go is the official DSA website, where the test costs £31 and a test date is available instantly at the time of booking (though it might be a few weeks away).

Use the QR codes above by scanning them using your smartphone to book your theory or practical tests. Alternatively:

And use both of those links as your starting point if you want to change your test date (look in the right hand column for the necessary link)

Is The Driving Test Good Enough?

This article in The London Evening Standard is one of those that wants to make you bang your head against a brick wall in frustration!

When The Standard says “figures show”, what it means is that someone has conducted yet another inane survey and ended up treating the results as if they actually mean something. In this case, Direct Line – which is more interested in the publicity it receives than the results of its survey – apparently “interviewed more than 1,000 parents of children who had just passed”.

One-third (32 per cent) say that driver training also leaves their children unprepared for driving on fast dual carriageways while nearly a quarter — in contrast with a UK-wide figure of 36 per cent — say that the training their children received did not even prepare the novice drivers for the capital’s roads.

Later, this is followed up with:

A total of 64 per cent of parents want a minimum supervised learning period for their children…

Excuse me! What stopped you model parents from making little Jonny or Katie take more lessons in the first place? No one was preventing you, and the instructor would have wet himself in happiness if you’d have suggested it. And what stopped you talking to the instructor and telling him what you wanted Jonny or Katie to cover? No one was stopping you from doing that, either.

In fact, any interaction you had with the instructor was probably centred on complaining about prices, and querying how many lessons it was going to take  for Jonny or Katie because you “only had four” and passed easily back in the 80s. And I bet your son or daughter went to test slightly before they should have done instead of slightly after. And that’s why the results of this survey are yet another load of crap! Because they come from hypocrites.

Of the many hundreds of people I’ve taught, I can count on the fingers of one hand those (or their parents) who have said that money is no object – and even then timescales were an issue. When you only have a month or two before you emigrate/go home or leave for Uni, and have to fit in with work commitments, holidays, and school, this tends to impact on the definition of “I’ll do whatever it takes” as far as taking lessons goes.

Another key concern for parents of young drivers was their ability to concentrate when they have passengers in the car, with half of parents saying they believe their children were distracted by their friends talking to them while driving.

So don’t let them. If you were even half way to being a decent parent you’d recognise this and put it into action.

There are also more calls for motorway training (and, therefore, testing). Well, I’d welcome being able to take my pupils on motorways, but what then? Even in Nottingham it would be a 24 minute ride from Beeston Test Centre just TO the closest motorway junction, and at least double that to travel up one junction and return to base. In London it could take hours from most test centres just because of the traffic. And UK-wide there are dozens of centres out in the sticks who simply don’t have a motorway anywhere near close enough (most of the East Coast, and almost all of Wales and Scotland, for example).

But there again, there is a simple answer. Pass Plus. Nothing is stopping all you perfect parents from forcing little Jonny or Katie to take post test training – which would include motorways. Or even just paying for a couple of specific motorway lessons for them. You could even book some refresher lessons for dual carriageways and town centres if you’re that worried – but if you really are so lacking in confidence over their abilities, why the hell did you let them go for their test in the first place? Indeed, why did you even let them learn to drive?

The driving test has never been intended as anything more than the first step on a lifelong path of learning. It has never been intended to produce perfect drivers. If I may use an analogy here, anything that happens on the roads is not down to the tools people carry in their toolboxes, but to the particular tool they decide to use in any given situation. Young drivers have usually been given all the tools they need by their instructors, and they’ve been shown how to use them properly. The fact that they then decide to use a hammer in all situations once they’re out with their mates is down to them and their upbringing.

And upbringing starts at home. With the parents.

If little Jonny or Katie smash into a tree in the dark because they were speeding with a car full of friends, the blame is much more with mummy and daddy than it is with their ex-instructor.

Honestly, Officer. I Sneezed!

Range Rover in Essex smashes into electricity pole - driver "sneezed"A Range Rover in Essex smashed into an electricity pole and cut the power to hundreds of homes and businesses. The driver reckons that “he sneezed”.

I wonder if it’d have been so simple if his sneeze had caused him to plough into a pedestrian or a cyclist? As it is, all we’re talking about is several thousand pounds to replace the pole and restore power, and the loss of money to those businesses affected.

You can make your own mind up. I suppose it depends a lot on whether you’re one of those annoying people who puts on a full Shakespearean performance when they sneeze (and who is too stupid to realise that there are places where that’s not a good idea anyway), or one who doesn’t.

I sometimes sneeze in the car – everyone does. I have never even come close to having an accident as a result, and certainly not one as bad as this.

Young Driver Killed, So Blame Black Box Insurance Schemes

The Sun is on one of its periodic stir-fests with this story about Ollie Pain, 18, and Harry Smith, 17, who were both killed when the car being driven by Smith (a Clio) left the road on a bend and hit trees and ditch. As if to dot the i and cross the t, the accident also happened at night on a rural road, and it appears that no other car was involved.

The title of the piece is “Young driver and pal are killed rushing to beat 11pm insurance curfew”. The coroner is also in on the act:

Coroner David Dooley said it was likely that the young farmer, of Lower Wick, was trying to get home by 11pm to avoid a £100 fine by insurers Towergate Smart.

This would be fine, except for one thing. Pain’s mother:

…doubts whether her son was rushing to beat the curfew.

She said: “He was three minutes from home and had 18 minutes to get back when the accident happened.”

I would lay odds that she is right, and the coroner wrong. Not that it matters that much, since both Pain and Smith are still dead.

People are finding the blog on the search term “black box responsible for two teenagers dying”. Let’s get this absolutely straight: the driver was totally responsible for the accident. The black box almost certainly had nothing to do with it.

It is highly irresponsible of The Sun (and that coroner) to suggest that “black box” insurance is likely to cause such accidents. Responsibility for safety remains with the driver at all times, and if they could be trusted in the first place such technology would not be needed. The simple fact is that black box technology does not pick up every single misdemeanour. In this case, Smith may have been going far too fast for the bend which killed him, but he was not speeding as such – nor would the black box have identified his speed as excessive (not unless they’ve got Google Maps and a Cray X1 inside them now).

Far more likely is that Smith was simply doing what teenagers unfortunately do. He may even have been aware of the limits the black box would allow, and was pushing them (this is only conjecture and not a suggestion that it actually happened). We just don’t know.

One thing remains, however. The most common form of accident for new, young drivers is:

  • male under 24
  • more than one occupant
  • at night
  • on a country road
  • on a bend
  • no other car involved

For whatever reasons, Smith played this out to the letter.


I notice that some people are criticising black box insurance for “not always” being cheaper than regular insurance. These people are so annoying. They simply haven’t got a clue what they are talking about.

Black box insurance (BBI) is intended to reward good driving behaviour after it has been demonstrated. What the hell would be the point of rewarding it before? And the “reward” is premiums edging gradually closer to what normal drivers would pay – not a sudden and immediate drop to normal driver levels. Insurance is about risk, and not some stupid winner-takes-all game. The whole reason for BBI even having to exist is because statistically those people looking into getting it are generally already quoted high premiums because of the age group they’re in. Their age group has been proven statistically to be a huge risk compared to everyone else. Such a huge risk, in fact, that is has become essential for premiums to be hiked for the whole group (otherwise, all of us would have to pay a lot more for their insurance). BBI is a way by which those 17-24 year old group members who don’t bring the group down can be rewarded – which is exactly what the bleeding hearts/weak brains out there are always demanding when they say it is “unfair” to penalise all 17-24 years olds. New drivers are always a greater risk than experienced ones, so they will always have higher premiums one way or the other. It’s always been like that.

Even with normal insurance there are – rightly or wrongly – massive differences in quotes both between companies, and between individual quotes for what would appear to be similar people living in similar environments. BBI is just another insurance policy, and typical quotes for it will be higher than some and lower than other insurance quotes – be it the regular kind, or a competitor’s version of BBI.

Out of many hundreds of pupils, I have never managed to pick up any sort of pattern to the quotes they get from insurers. One 17-year old male managed to get insurance on an old Fiesta for £795, whilst at the same time several girls were quoted over £2,000 for new Clios and Meganes. One 21-year old living in a rough area with only on-road parking recently got insured on a Ka for under £2,000, whereas others having secure parking available were getting quotes in excess of £3,000. And some receive impossible quotes of more than £8,000 on bog-standard cars. Insurers are a law unto themselves.

As long as there can be such a vast difference between the amounts quoted by insurers to a single driver, people will shop around for the cheapest – and for the vast majority of “responsible” parents (and that even includes those who take part in stupid surveys) that means no BBI for little Jonny or Katie if a regular insurance quote is cheaper.All that matters is money – the crocodile tears can come later if Jonny or Katie is involved in a crash.

As long as BBI remains non-compulsory in 17-24 year olds, those “responsible” parents will continue to contribute directly to the fatalities resulting from their little angels’ immature behaviour on the roads.

Sainsbury’ Bank Useful PDFs

Sainsbury’s Bank has a couple of useful PDF documents about basic car maintenance and no claims discounts.

They’re worth a look for the average driver, especially the first one – most drivers don’t do any maintenance at all. However, they are not reference documents, so be careful about using the information other than for general guidance (e.g. the document says that you “have a legal obligation to ensure that your tyre tread does not fall below the minimum limit of 1.6mm.” In fact, the legal minimum is 1.6mm all the way around the central ¾ of the tyre, which could catch you out if you played your cards (or tyres) down to the last).

But as I say, useful information for the average motorist.

AA Instructor Rescued By The RAC

This one sort of makes you smile. AOL is carrying a story concerning an AA driving instructor who got a puncture in Edinburgh. For reasons which haven’t AA car rescued by RAC vanbeen fully explained, the recovery vehicle sent out was an RAC one. The RAC is The AA’s main competitor.

To be honest, it’s no big deal. But it does raise a few questions if you’re going to be nosey.

As I understand it, AA instructors are provided with a list of phone numbers to call, and there is no way that any of these will be linked to the RAC. So you have to perhaps ask what number the instructor dialled, and why he or she didn’t call the proper one. For “systems issue” (the term used in the article), you could read “cock-up by someone, somewhere”.

The next issue is the one about not carrying a spare. It is absolute, cost-cutting madness not to provide full-sized spare wheels in any car, let alone one used by a driving instructor. I’d also take issue with the AA spokesperson’s comments on that in the article about cars being supplied without spares these days – they can be demanded as an optional extra. The only reason not to make such a demand is to keep costs down. Jeez, over the last 5 years, DAB radio, Bluetooth, electric mirrors and windows, parking sensors, and all kinds of other gizmos have become standard on most cars (and these add hundreds or even thousands to the price if you request them when you buy a new vehicle). So it makes you wonder what utter prat at any of these car companies decided that a proper spare wheel costing a few tens of pounds shouldn’t be standard in all their new models.

All in all, the whole thing is a storm in a tea cup. The AA will be smarting, and the RAC smiling, and the world will carry on as it ever has.

Tackling Drug Driving In The UK

A consultation has been launched on the issue of drug driving in the UK. It is open until 17 September 2013. Responses have to be sent either via email or snail mail (at the time of writing). There is no bespoke online submission method.

I agree fully that there should be strict legislation regarding driving under the influence of drugs, although I have a few concerns about the proposals.

To start with, they’re only targeting a handful of specific drugs – cannabis is an example. However, a growing menace is the use of so-called “synthetic” cannabis, which has chemical entities added which mimic the action of THC, and yet are not THC. These entities are not on the list, and the typical drug user will simply switch to them if they know they can get away with it. Magic Mushrooms (known as Shrooms amongst the mental cases who use them) are also not on the list.

In addition, they appear to be trying to distinguish between those who use drugs for “recreational” purposes and those who have them prescribed. If something is likely to have the same physiological and psychological effect, it doesn’t matter what they’re being taken for. It should be illegal for anyone to have them in their system.

And there is also a question over detection limits and test reliability (THC can be detected for anywhere up to several months in some cases, yet some regular users still manage to pass drug tests)..

They’re entering a veritable minefield, and the risk of loopholes being created from the off is immense if they’re not careful.