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Fix Those Roads… Or Else!

I saw this story in The Press and Journal (a Scottish newspaper).

PotholesScottish councillors have told transport bosses to pull their fingers out and start fixing some of the roads in Aberdeen.

Although clearly a very local issue in this instance, every newspaper across the land could easily generate the same story by talking to local residents and highlighting the appalling condition of many roads at the moment. The bad weather over the last two winters is the obvious primary cause, but that shouldn’t excuse those in charge from fixing things.

I had a pupil on test this afternoon, and the private roads around Colwick MPTC are in a very poor condition – so bad that the potholes are quite capable of causing serious damage. And in West Bridgford later I had to gingerly negotiate a sunken drain with massive pothole on Albert Road, just near the mini-roundabout.

In the meantime, Nottingham City Council is more concerned about farting with the road layouts to make driving more difficult. At present it is busy making Bath Street even more dangerous by making the pavement as wide as possible on the corner donw near the roundabout at the Bingo Hall. Apparently, this is an EU-funded programme called “connecting the Eastside” or something similar.

When you consider exactly what the “Eastside” is, you can’t help thinking that a very high wall would be better than what they are trying to do at the moment.

Cutting Speed Cameras: The Risks

A story from the Plymouth Herald suggests that there is statistical evidence that drivers slowing down merely for the cameras does result in fewer accidents and deaths.

It’s not rocket science, really.

Devon and Cornwall roads still claim at least one life every week. However, this is 40% down since the cameras were introduced – though the story makes it clear that the reduction is not entirely due to cameras.

Yet government cutbacks mean that cameras across the country are going to have to be taken out.

The Herald says:

The Government’s view, expressed through the Department of Transport, is a mealy-mouthed abdication of that responsibility, on this issue. While it says it would “expect road safety to remain a priority” it has removed the ring-fencing on grants so that local authorities can make up their own mind where they spend the funds they raise.

It isn’t getting much right, is it? This “government” of ours?

Drink Drivers To Escape Due To Cuts?

Booze!This story in the Daily Mirror makes worrying reading. It appears that the Mickey Mouse government we currently have has forced cuts which mean that blood and urine samples taken from those who have failed roadside breath tests may not be tested in time for the results to hold up in court.

They need to be tested within 14 days, and although the Police think that they will be experts are warning that they may not.

Beyond 14 days and the results are not conclusive – anyone just below the limit could read higher, and those well above could end up reading lower. This is due to chemical changes which take place in the samples.

Think of the implications if the charge is death by dangerous driving.

Parents Picket Parking Pests

From a local newspaper covering Basingstoke comes a story about parents-cum-vigilantes patrolling school drop-off points and hassling those who park illegally or dangerously there.

On the one hand, you have to applaud them – parking illegally, dangerously, or just inconsiderately outside schools is a major problem throughout the country.

But you can’t help detect a certain amount of hypocrisy – fuelled by the spin given to the story by the newspaper – when you consider that 99.9% of the offenders in question are… PARENTS DROPPING OFF/PICKING UP THEIR OWN KIDS!

I’m sorry, but that’s the truth of it.

Give Way To Oncoming Vehicles SignI see it every day. I’ve mentioned before the fiasco near Hollygirt School in Nottingham – it’s a private school, where the rules that normal people have to adhere to don’t apply. Just outside the school, on Cranmer Street, is a chicane system on a bend. It has signs at each end to tell you to give way to oncoming vehicles because you can’t see clearly.

The luvvies who send their kids to Hollygirt use the chicane for parking – and on both sides! Half on the pavement, half off. First thing in the morning it is lethal down there. And to make matters worse, there is a full-size Premier coach/school bus which parks there every afternoon to pick the little darlings up. And it will park wherever it can if someone is already in its usual place on the yellow lines.

But let’s not just blame Hollygirt. Every school in the land has the same problem. Women in 4x4s they can hardly see over the steering wheels of parking on bends and blocking junctions.People stopping on the zig-zags because they obviously don’t apply to them picking up their kids, do they? School buses doing whatever they damn well want, wherever they want, for as long as they want (I’ve seen one double decker around here which has dropped a kid off at a junction in a village, then reversed out minor-to-major so it didn’t have to waste time turning around somewhere safe).

At some point, a school bus blocking the road ceases to be the safe haven it is intended to be, and becomes an annoying obstacle other drivers will try to get round – which then puts the kids in greater danger than ever.

So as I say, it sounds great in theory – but I wonder how many of the vigilantes are guilty of the crimes they are now standing up against?

Too Drunk For Theory Test

I saw this story about a Romanian (dead link), who had been banned from driving and then turned up for his theory test too drunk even to walk!

Cristina Tanasa, a spokeswoman for the local police, said: “The candidate was tested with the breathalyser and it turned out he had 1.11 mg/l alcohol in the exhaled air.

“The exam organizers noticed him having difficulties walking and decided to give him the alcohol test. He was asked to leave the exam room immediately.”

He’ll be allowed to sit it again.

My quick maths says he was around 4x over the UK limit (though this was in Zimbabwe, not the UK)!

New Hyundai Low-CO2 Cars

From What Car? – Hyundai is releasing three new Bluedrive models this year, each with CO2 emissons figures of less than 100g/km. “Bluedrive” is the branding Hyundai will use for its eco-friendly ranges.

The models will be the i10, i20, and i30 (city, supermini, and small family) – and the Bluedrive range will be a subset of these (i.e. also available in full-fat versions).

Much is made of the fact they’ll be exempt from London’s congestion charge. Big deal – to a mere 15% of the population.

Tesco To Sell Used Cars?

TescoThis story in What Car? suggests that Tesco is moving into selling used cars.

No details are know – so it is a little bit of speculation at the moment – but they have registered the tescocars.com domain name. It is thought that sales will be purely online.

Tesco already sells insurance and tyres, so this wouldn’t be a complete surprise if it happened.

Gary Moore Dies

Gary MooreI saw this on the news last night – Gary Moore, formerly guitarist with Thin Lizzy and superb blues/rock guitarist in his own right, has died at the age of 58.

The story is covered in the Daily Mirror and other sources.

Apparently, he was on holiday in Spain with family but died shortly after going to bed.

Another great talent has bitten the dust.

Orange Maps

One of the less pleasant experiences of my trip to Glasgow yesterday… Orange Maps.

Now, I have a Tom Tom sat nav, but I don’t use it very often. It was great playing with it when I first got it, but I quickly realised that I don’t need the darned thing. It was a pain having to keep setting it up, then keep removing it for security purposes, plus charging it and keep docking it to update it.

And of course, being a bloke means I can find my way anywhere – in the dark, blindfolded, in a coma – without having to ask anyone for directions or use a sat nav in the first place.

However… trying to find an obscure place like the Old Fruitmarket in a big city like Glasgow is what sat navs were created for… but they’re still a pain to have to lug around as standalone units.

AndroidSince I got my Android phone, though, the possibility of a sat nav in your pocket became highly desirable. So I started using Orange Maps when I needed to find somewhere or navigate to it. It was OK when it worked, but a few months ago – when I needed to get to Manchester avoiding the motorways – it scared the crap out of me by deciding it couldn’t contact the Orange Maps server after it had dumped me in the middle of Chesterfield’s one-way system during the rush hour. Fortunately, it decided about half an hour later that it could contact the server after all.

Learning Point: the last thing you want is your sat nav telling you it’s lost!

So anyway, last night I’m on the outskirts of Glasgow – Hamilton Services to be exact – and I had to make a phone call. Orange Maps has a habit of terminating when you do that, so you need to tell it again where you want to go. It chose this moment to again refuse to contact the server.

I can see a connection here: both times, it was during the rush hour, so the phrase ‘server overload’ comes to mind. Well, what bloody use is a sat nav service you can’t use when other people are trying to use it at the same time?

The problem was that this time it just would not connect. Period. So there I am, paying £5 a month for a service which doesn’t work at exactly the time you need to be sure it will, literally abandoned 300 miles from home!

Thank God for the Internet (and, fortunately, getting out of the various 3G blackspots around Glasgow to be able to access it). I looked at a couple of sat nav options in the Android marketplace. I downloaded one, only to discover the configuration file… “is downloading…this will take approximately 6 hours… no, wait… 8 hours…” Aaargh! No wi-fi and a wobbly 3G! I briefly toyed with the idea of driving around to find an unsecured wireless network, but decided against that.

I accidentally found GoogleMaps (weird, because I use that all the time at home for finding out where new pupils live, but hadn’t really clicked that they had a sat nav feature on Android phones (well, it is beta). And so it was problem solved… GoogleMaps got me there without any glitches at all, and home again later on.

I cancelled Orange Maps today and won’t be going back. As usual, their customer service was excellent – just a shame that Orange Maps isn’t.

Nothing Ever Goes Smoothly…

My pupil who passed her test this week said that it had been the best week of her life – and she cited a few things that had happened or were going to happen, like getting a pay rise and doing well in an exam she’d just taken.

I said that I knew what she meant, but the only problem with weeks like that is that you can’t keep getting them one after the other. It stands to reason that good things and not so good things average out in the end.

Domain NamesMy last week has been a right pain. The one that’s been bugging me most is that I’ve had a few problems recently trying to get a domain name transferred to me! It’s a long story, but although I always controlled it I didn’t actually own it. There was no ill-will or deliberate obfuscation on the part of the previous registrant. It was just messy getting ownership changed.

I’ve had similar problems in the past with other domains that I controlled but didn’t actually own, and then needed to transfer them to the people who owned them. It was never straightforward. Why can’t it be simpler?

Anyway, I finally got control and ownership, so all’s well.

Incidentally, I’ve had quite a few people asking how to set up blogs and incorporate GoogleAds of late. I might do a tutorial at some stage if there’s enough interest. GoogleAds can generate significant income if you get enough hits on your websites.